I had to rearrange my boss' entry because he was right next to another whore than sends me naked pics all the time. There were a couple drunken close calls.

I wonder if I could call Verizon and be like, "So I need to take back a pix-flix message cause I just sent a pic of my throbbing, veiny dork to my god-fearing, church-going mother."

*fixed for shenanigans

yeah, his coloring is similar to a warmouth but the jaw aint nearly big enough

Ummm, nooooo. It's FCC regs that Verizon has no idea what you send through text, pic, or video message...... Sorry. You could try but I think you would be on speaker throughout the call center with 100's of peeps laughing...... Nice one though..... Once you send the message there's no going back.

fucking water heater... it started fucking leaking...
now i need a new one, and quick...

guess what i'll be doing tomorrow and this weekend.

taking an acetelyne torch to comonboy's bathwater?

I had to do the same thing.
My man has the same name as his dad.
I have had a few close calls myself!:shrug:

That's what I've been doing yesterday and am about to start doing today. My parents own an 8-plex of apartment and have had a few leaks and busts, so my dad, another guy, and me are going through and redoing all of the piping on 2 of them this week, then 2 more upstairs ones next week.

It's a cruel, unfair world that your man and I do not share the same name... and you have a pesky attention to detail thing going on... :bs: