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Trip 01-19-2012 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 504291)
Gey trip. You do know that back in the day of e old roman times they would butt fuck a fallen enemy to intimidate the enemy.

Yeah, the romans had a ton of homosexual tendencies and pretty much were all bisexuals. They had gay marriage back then too.

Rangerscott 01-19-2012 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 504299)
Yeah, the romans had a ton of homosexual tendencies and pretty much were all bisexuals. They had gay marriage back then too.

I believe once you've had your first teabaggin (reciever), you would come to appreciate it. If I make the trip I would be honored to give you your first teabag.

defector 01-19-2012 08:19 PM

C'mon, Trip...you only care because it happened to an LSU fan. If it was an Auburn fan they did it to, you would be lulz'n.

Amber Lamps 01-19-2012 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929 (Post 504292)
Sounds like your history teacher knew how to keep you interested.

Only if they're related......:wink:





Sorry Scott......

Amber Lamps 01-19-2012 08:26 PM

Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.

OneSickPsycho 01-19-2012 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 504307)
Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.

Your doctor must love you... "AL its time for your physical and prostate exam"... GET AWAY FROM ME QUEER!!!"

Rangerscott 01-19-2012 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 504311)
Your doctor must love you... "AL its time for your physical and prostate exam"... GET AWAY FROM ME QUEER!!!"

My doc called me the next day. :lol

pauldun170 01-19-2012 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 504307)
Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.

It's not gay when/if
  • You don't look the other guy directly in the eyes.
  • You and the other guy don't climax at the same time.
  • You don't fall into his arms postcoitus and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
  • You slap each other on the back, shake hands, high-five, or brofist afterwards.
  • You don't gaze into the other guy's eyes and your souls merge together.
  • You don't nibble on his earlobes as you approach him from behind.
  • Your perineum doesn't touch his.
  • You don't begin to think he's the one you've been searching for your entire life, and you don't realize for the first time in years you are truly happy and feel that life is worth living.
  • You're in the gym showers. It's not like he and you chose to be naked at the same time and same place; it just happened.
  • You promise it's the last time (really).
  • One of you wears a wig.
  • You pretend that it never happened and don't return his calls.
  • Money exchanges hands.
  • You're on a long voyage across the sea.
  • Spring Break booze cruise counts.
  • You don't write him poetry.
  • You're also currently stalking a member of the opposite sex.
  • You're a dedicated misogynist.
Example Sentences

"We were both really depressed and had split a 6-pack of Bartles & Jaymes, so it's not gay."

http://ohinternet.com/It%27s_Not_Gay

Rangerscott 01-19-2012 11:08 PM

So this is gay right?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ion_book_2.gif

pauldun170 01-19-2012 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 504320)

It's gay. Balls are touching


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