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Amber Lamps 05-13-2008 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PiZdETS (Post 42578)
I'm on the same fucking page as this guy. Stunts are for celebrating AFTER you've won a race. I don't race and if I did I sure as shit wouldn't win any races so I have no showboating to do.

Considering stunting as an art form is like considering basketball dunk contests a real sport. It's not. It's the last refuge of people who can't do the fucking sport the way it was intended.

u huh...

Amber Lamps 05-13-2008 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 42610)
I love this post.


Yea well,I love it too.You gotta LOVE these kinda guys; I wouldn't want to date a supermodel, I don't want to be rich, I don't need a 10" penis, I wouldn't want to be able to do a 500' rolling stoppie.. You probably CAN'T stunt worth a fuck or are too big of a coward to try and I really,really doubt you can dunk. So you sit back and criticise those that can and/or do. I guess a guy like Michael Jordan who won several dunk contests wasn't a "real player" in your book? I guess doing a no handed 12 o'clock wheelie doesn't require any skill? BTW 6'4" and half black so I CAN dunk! Ha ha! (or at least I could before Airborne....). Just because YOU can't do something doesn't invalidate it. Why don't you mash up all those sour grapes and mix yourself up some...:aide:

marko138 05-13-2008 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 42685)
Yea well,I love it too.You gotta LOVE these kinda guys; I wouldn't want to date a supermodel, I don't want to be rich, I don't need a 10" penis, I wouldn't want to be able to do a 500' rolling stoppie.. You probably CAN'T stunt worth a fuck or are too big of a coward to try and I really,really doubt you can dunk. So you sit back and criticise those that can and/or do. I guess a guy like Michael Jordan who won several dunk contests wasn't a "real player" in your book? I guess doing a no handed 12 o'clock wheelie doesn't require any skill? BTW 6'4" and half black so I CAN dunk! Ha ha! (or at least I could before Airborne....). Just because YOU can't do something doesn't invalidate it. Why don't you mash up all those sour grapes and mix yourself up some...:aide:

You make me laugh.

Dnyce 05-13-2008 03:26 PM

im 5ft11 and i can dunk. and i love doin burnouts. :kawi:




and i dont care if you're black, white, asian hispanic or a mixture-if you are 6ft4 and you play basketball, and you cant dunk-go :jump:



lol

Amber Lamps 05-13-2008 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 42688)
You make me laugh.


I try,I try... it's getting harder tho'. I might have to go back to the other forum until I get banned anyway.... you guys don't like to fight anymore. I've discussed bikes on and off the internet my whole life. Discussing oil and tires can get alittle boring once in awhile.... oh well. You know what sucks? We weren't allowed to fight over there and now that we can get away with it,no one wants to...

These threads are really stupid if you think about it. Canyon carvers won't call other cc's "squids", stunters won't call other stunters "squids" anymore than skydivers, bungee jumpers or mountain climbers will call people in THEIR groups "fools","stupid", or whatever. Everyone stands in their comfort zone and looks down on the next group who is willing to risk more. "I ride the backroads doing triple the speed limit but those guys that do wheelies on the freeway at 70 mph (or slower) are "squids"/"crazy"!" Not to mention stoppies,I've fallen snowboarding,skateboarding,biking and roller blading at higher speeds than the average stoppie. I've seen lots of bikes dropped doing rolling burnouts,never seen anyone hurt tho'.

It just seems like we're all living in a glass brothel. Some of us ho's are willing to only give hj's,some bj's,some rj's,some vag,some anal,and others do it all BUT WE ARE ALL STILL PROSTITUTES!!! You can't go thru a 15 mph corner doing 60 and then call a guy doing a burnout in his own driveway a "squid" It doesn't make any sense.I know there's a few on this forum that claim to have NEVER broken the law on the road. To them I say,why didn't you buy a Rebel,poseur?

TIGGER:psy:

Dnyce 05-13-2008 03:36 PM

i just saw somebody on a beemer, full face helmet, gloves, leather jacket with back protector, jeans-and no socks and he was wearing sandals. i said, " look at that jackass" and laughed.

get mad at that ya psycho lol

Amber Lamps 05-13-2008 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dnyce (Post 42717)
im 5ft11 and i can dunk. and i love doin burnouts. :kawi:




and i dont care if you're black, white, asian hispanic or a mixture-if you are 6ft4 and you play basketball, and you cant dunk-go :jump:



lol


Ha ha ha ha!!! Shit,I know all kinds of guys about my height who can't dunk!!!

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Originally Posted by Dnyce (Post 42720)
i just saw somebody on a beemer, full face helmet, gloves, leather jacket with back protector, jeans-and no socks and he was wearing sandals. i said, " look at that jackass" and laughed.

get mad at that ya psycho lol

Fuck guys that ride BMWs deserve to be abused! Did you see that video Tater put up? Hahahaha!

Dnyce 05-13-2008 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 42719)


It just seems like we're all living in a glass brothel. Some of us ho's are willing to only give hj's,some bj's,some rj's,some vag,some anal,and others do it all BUT WE ARE ALL STILL PROSTITUTES!!! You can't go thru a 15 mph corner doing 60 and then call a guy doing a burnout in his own driveway a "squid" It doesn't make any sense.I know there's a few on this forum that claim to have NEVER broken the law on the road. To them I say,why didn't you buy a Rebel,poseur?

TIGGER:psy:


you're getting paid?!

fuck, i guess im just a slut then

Amber Lamps 05-13-2008 03:41 PM

We have a guy around here who rides a R6 that wears full gear including..... Frilly Chaps!!!!! At least he's protected,I guess!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

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Originally Posted by Dnyce (Post 42723)
you're getting paid?!

fuck, i guess im just a slut then

Only the fat ones pay me....oh well....:hangman:

Dnyce 05-13-2008 03:45 PM

a hot chick in chaps and leather jacket all fringed out would be sweet


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