looks like a sleeve off a t-shirt basicly
covers your neck/back of your head to keep warm

come on man, the military issues them out

Never seen one. You're forgetting I'm in the Air Force. We don't need all that crap.

Can you get me a ride in an F14?

That's Navy. I could MAYBE get you a ride on a M16.

Thats Navy, the AF doesn't have planes that cool.

Rider thins they're cool because the engineers just left enough room in the cockpit so you can fuck a guy in the ass.

Yeah ....if you had a 3 foot dick..

So the Air Force doesn't have cool planes? That seems a little Ironic. Who flies the Stealth?

Air Force has the best shit.

F117 (Stealth fighter. They call it that, but it's really a bomber)
B2 (Stealth bomber)
F22 (True stealth fighter)
F16 (small, fast, nimble)
F15 C, D and E (Different models for different missions)
B1 (Badass bomber)
B52 (Old ass bomber)
A10 (Tank killers)

And many other phased out aircraft.

ya, and why does the navy get the cool ones? arent they only flying what they can launch off a boat?

yea, whats that one w/ the howitzers and shit on the side that just flys around and pummels the shit out of everything?