Some dude actually teabags another dude
 

So, after the BCS championship game, some dumb LSU fan passed out in a Krystal on Bourbon Street filled with Bama fans. One Bama fan, who is apparently the son of some TV sports dude in Bama almost teabags the LSU fan, but he was stopped by his girlfriend. Another Bama fan follows through with the teabagging. It's all in a video that has gone viral.

Cops are looking into the incident. Teabagger was found by Auburn fans and turned over. Teabagger is fired from his job.

Apparently Clay Travis of OKTC called Teabagger's mom trying to find him and had to explain to her what a teabag is and that her son did it to someone.

http://deadspin.com/5876249/an-alaba...street-krystal

http://deadspin.com/5876913/shitville-...ports-guys-son

http://outkickthecoverage.com/report...-teabagger.php

Awesome. He deserved to be teabagged for passing out like that.

Would you teabag another dude? Its pretty funny to joke about, but to actually pull it off is massive faggotry.

Umm, not shocked...not outraged.
Not ready to throw out a think of the children.
Not offended nor concerned.
However after viewing the video, I want to go up to random strangers and say "Sup brah.....Have you tried the dip? Its really good dip."

Only to those who aren't secure in themselves... it's a total nonsexual act... as are 'fly eyes' and 'gonzoing'...

Ron Paul says that Teabagging was never mentioned in the constitution and we should not be getting involved in others teabagging affairs.

I have never teabagged nor have I ever been teabagged.
I do not believe teabagging to be indicative of sexual preference nor do I believe that we should pass judgement on those who bag and those who have been bagged.

However
Next time I go to the doctor and he grabs my sack I'm totally saying "Hey brah...teabagged ya"

Rubbing your genitals on another dudes face is fucked up no matter if you are secure or not. This dude is going to wind up ib orleans parish prisons, you really dont want to be the white dude there especially after fucking with an LSU fan, and he is going to be on the sex offendee registry. Hes fucked.

You got to slap your bag on his face to teabag your doc. Him groping you is just groping.

Do you have to slap it on the face or can you just place it there.
Anything done in slow motion becomes allowable.

You really are suppose to just drop them in the mouth like you would a teabag into a cup of boiling water. Any balls to the face counts though.

IN THE MOUTH?
Thats the....that if they bite down...what if they have herpes or gingivitis...I dont even...

Cant you just drop a ball on the forehead or something?
In the mouth is kinda of intimate.

lol

A ball in each eye... fly eyes.

"C deez?"
c wha?
"deez nutz."

Its only gay if you pull the sack in for another bagging. Just like gay male sex. Only gay if you push back.

Gey trip. You do know that back in the day of e old roman times they would butt fuck a fallen enemy to intimidate the enemy.

Sounds like your history teacher knew how to keep you interested.

:lol

Nice.... :lmao:

Yeah, the romans had a ton of homosexual tendencies and pretty much were all bisexuals. They had gay marriage back then too.

I believe once you've had your first teabaggin (reciever), you would come to appreciate it. If I make the trip I would be honored to give you your first teabag.

C'mon, Trip...you only care because it happened to an LSU fan. If it was an Auburn fan they did it to, you would be lulz'n.

Only if they're related......:wink:





Sorry Scott......

Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.

Your doctor must love you... "AL its time for your physical and prostate exam"... GET AWAY FROM ME QUEER!!!"

My doc called me the next day. :lol

It's not gay when/if

• You don't look the other guy directly in the eyes.
• You and the other guy don't climax at the same time.
• You don't fall into his arms postcoitus and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
• You slap each other on the back, shake hands, high-five, or brofist afterwards.
• You don't gaze into the other guy's eyes and your souls merge together.
• You don't nibble on his earlobes as you approach him from behind.
• Your perineum doesn't touch his.
• You don't begin to think he's the one you've been searching for your entire life, and you don't realize for the first time in years you are truly happy and feel that life is worth living.
• You're in the gym showers. It's not like he and you chose to be naked at the same time and same place; it just happened.
• You promise it's the last time (really).
• One of you wears a wig.
• You pretend that it never happened and don't return his calls.
• Money exchanges hands.
• You're on a long voyage across the sea.
• Spring Break booze cruise counts.
• You don't write him poetry.
• You're also currently stalking a member of the opposite sex.
• You're a dedicated misogynist.

Example Sentences

"We were both really depressed and had split a 6-pack of Bartles & Jaymes, so it's not gay."

http://ohinternet.com/It%27s_Not_Gay

So this is gay right?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ion_book_2.gif

It's gay. Balls are touching

Fuck that, lol

I still think it is hilarious. That's why I posted it, but it's definitely ghey.


Dude turned himself in, he is in jail tonight in Orleans Parish. I hope they didn't put him in general population. That's a shit ton more than an eye for an eye or a ball for a ball.

More like ball slapping.