March 2010 PotM Winner: AskMrJesus
 

Please join me in congratulating this month's winner of the POTM Contest - AskMrJesus... no poll this month, since his was the only entry that was his own photo, but I'd say it's a very worthy winner, representing the theme of Ugliest Bike! :lol:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...TM/AMJUgly.jpg

I'm surprised that no one posted a pic of my bike!:lol:

Thats a pretty red x.

i thought about posting my moped but i didnt think it would qualify :lol: so whats the new subject?

Wrenching.

just saw that, nice. Ive been needing to go through the hawk's carbs again...

A Pilsner Urquel theme bike? Do you work for OCC?

It was in the lobby at the brewery.

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all i know about them is they used to have a flash game on their site where you had to catch bottles to make girls strip. I think i still have the .swf backed up somewhere

That beer is total skunk.............but I don't think the bike is "ugly"

You want ugly, try basically any Katana.

the 80's one with the flip up headlight comes to mind

Do you try to be gay? Is it hard, or does it come naturally?
http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/cro...b-3_460x0w.jpg
http://image.motorcyclistonline.com/...atana-1100.jpg
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...an65/nice3.jpg
http://www.sportbikez.net/bikepics/1...1229720893.jpg
http://images.passionperformance.ca/...atana_2008.jpg
http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Cus...ams%20%201.jpg
http://web3.incl.ne.jp/kiyokazu/katana_1.jpg

that sucker was definitely ugly

You love Homeslice

Total skunk?

Stick to fashion, you don't know shit about beer. :lol:

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that black one is slick. Is that a yosh tank? :Eek: did they make such things?

It is a Yoshimura motorcycle(not a suzuki)

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/20...ura-1135r.html

Jesus H Christ, I think you know what I mean :rolleyes:

Who the fuck knows what an 80's Katana looked like? Shit, I didn't even know one existed. I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MODERN ONES, THE ONLY ONES MOST NORMAL PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT.

Actually I do, and Pilsner Urquel is crap unless you like tons of bitter hops. I don't. I nearly always drink a hefeweizen of some sort.

Actually, you don't. :lol:

Pilsner Urquel uses Checz Saaz hops, which are around 3.8% Alpha.

One of the least bitter hops in the world.

JC

It's still shitty beer. But coming from someone who drinks Hefe's, he probably thinks bud light is bitter. :lol

Um, ok.

Like you knew that without googling it?

Whatever KIND of hops it has, it's still one of the most bitter beers I've ever tasted.

What can I say? I don't drink nasty shit to prove how manly I am. I drink shit that actually tastes good.

Oh and its Czech Saaz BTW....

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, I'm sure you've had it? It's one of the better mass produced beers out.

Damn, I love that stuff.

Dude, I don't need to Google it, I have some in my fridge.

I use them in my NOT BITTER kolsh.

JC

If we're going to google, here are some Pilsner Urquell reviewers:

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1/429

"a good bitterness that stays a while."

"This is one bitter beer, but pretty refreshing."

"Taste - well...the beer is SO hoppy it's a bit out of balance. If the hops were cut down just a bit this beer would be perfect."

"The strong "euro skunk" flavor (as I like to call it) is the first thing I taste and it comes in strong."

"Crisp and smooth with a strong hop bitterness. Malts are and sweeten the brew somewhat. The finish is dry and leaves the mouth kinda numb and bitter"

I've seen it spelled both ways.

BTW.

JC

i want

The skunkiness of that beer is just simply from it being in a green bottle. Light makes beer skunky and all beer in a green bottle is skunky. There is no getting around it.

So what about Molson, Labatts, Rolling Rock, or Corona? They're all in green or clear bottles last I checked, but I wouldn't call them skunky.

I guess maybe it's because that Czech shit sits on the shelf forever before anyone buys it :lol:

Homeslice....Hefeweizens are girl beers. :wink:

Sorry, I couldn't help it. :shrug:

Yes those are all shitty skunky beers except molson and labatts, comes in brown bottles but still shitty.

Don't forget to add Heiniken, Lowenbrau, Becks, and Micky's to the shitty beer list.

Dude.........a beer has to have at least some flavor before it can be skunky. Corona barely has any flavor.

Don't care, I like em.

And if someone needs a manly drink to prove how manly they are, well.......

I have never seen a Molsons or Labbatts product in a clear or green bottle. Only brown.

Hmm guess I'm out of touch......I remember Molson being green 15-20 yrs ago.

This is exactly why I don't buy beer based on the recommendations of online beer raters.


This guy seems to think the bitterness is good.



Someone is wrong on the internet, and this guy thinks it's the first guy.



This guy is clearly gay.


The strong "smell of bullshit" (as I like to call it) is the first thing I noticed about this guy.

Euro beers all have skunk flavor? This guy is clearly racist.

This guy is sofa king wee todd did.

"Malts are and sweeten the brew somewhat."

Sure dude, whatever.

JC

AMJ did you really think that bike is ugly? I thinks its pretty awesome!

I thought the same, but whatever. Congrats AMJ!

Ok, it's not ugliest bike I've ever seen, but it was definitely the ugliest bike I had a picture of.

To be honest, if they gave it to me, I'd ride it for a week and part it out. :lol:

JC

wow these contests have really gone downhill since i was able to post more frequently...

Yeah, thats why.

a perfect example of why we need a "sarcasm" font :lol: