i just don't understand...
 

why do female riders feel the need to strap baby dolls or fuzzy stuffed animals to the passenger seat of their bike?! i notice this is a regular occurence with the lady cruiser riders. it's like the female equivalent to the guys' helmet mohawk. what are we, 12 years old?!

:wtfru:

Insanely gay.

yup, i'm with marko on this one too...that is truly queer...

ehh... it's people being diffrent... while I don't agree with the helmhawk... it does get attention... and that's always a good thing when riding in traffic.

oh... and Dave had a pic up of his stuffed monkey hang'n from his bike... talk about queer... :lol:

i think marko should bolt a novelty nutsack onto his buell, like the ones you always see hanging from the hitch of redneck pickup trucks. :lol:yeah, they'll be busy admiring the mohawk, not see your brake lights and run your ass down. :lol:

Don't see it around here. :idk:

hey! that monkey is lucky as fuck! never caught bombs when I brought his ass out :dthumb: needless to say he is plenty welcome on my hat strap whenever he wants to roll. now the neon green one my buddy won in wildwood the other weekend thats been hanging on there recently....

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...g/PA160022.jpg

:lol: I'd like to see a shot of him at speed... hang'n off your bike... :lol:

im sure some girls going to the jersey shore last week could hook you up with one lol. actually, theres a low pressure area right behind you when you ride so they dont really fly back there they just kinda ball up on the seat behind you. still funny though

i see alota harleys with the nutsack hanging off em, like the pick-ups

You've been on the same page as me quite a bit lately.

monkey on the hummer is totally cool! whatever keeps ya safe. :dthumb:

itgirl are you going to Carlisle next weekend?

is that next weekend already?! yeah, i'll probably go on friday like usual. it'll probably suck like last year. oh well, i'm a glutton for punishment.

I'll be there Saturday.

i thought you were giving up on it after last year? :lol: i'd love to go on a saturday sometime, but with work it just makes it too much of a time crunch for me.

Yeah it sucks more every year....but I just keep going. I go more for the ride there than anything else. I've taken off work this year and last to go. After show party at my house on Saturday....if you're in town.

i fucking HATE those people who are out there trying to have fun. Those fuckers need to put their serious face on before i put it on for them.

cool! i'll keep that in mind.

Yea really! I mean how dare they do something that puts a smile on their faces at the expense of your sensibilities! They should be drawn and quartered! I declare that NOTHING be allowed on bikes that isn't functional. Why just the other day I saw some bastard with a Chewbacca doll strapped to his bike, what a fag!!!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l3...cks/homo-1.jpg

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l3...ed/ban_him.jpg

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Great pic from Gladiator! Of course I'm just kidding about Chewy. If you saw my car pics then you know I have a TIGGER on my dash. It was given to me by my Fiance' before she died almost 12 years ago and I've had it on every car since. Fuck anyone who doesn't like it...

i have a lil buddha figure that pc gave me that was in my jeep until the day i got rid of it, now he is going on the bike, he is a lil guy and noone will prolly notice him, but eh, its a funny thing what we put alot of sentimental value in usually costs the least

def, my monkey was free actually. we were getting ready for a patrol and i saw him chilling in a box of stuffed toys that were gonna be handed out to local kids as part of the hearts and minds nonsense and i was like "look at this baller ass monkey! fuck those kids he's coming with ME"

if anyone thinks im an asshole right now you gotta understand that those kids are the scum of the earth. seriously, lying theiving little monsters. cant stand em! wish i had a wiffle bat!

I went out with this girl. Well I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with the wiffle ball bat.

Soooooooo....I'm on the run the cops got my gun and right about now it's time to have some fun!

Attention grabbing, just like finding a way to strap your 6lb dog to your tank?





...rae

not my tank, my person. Sue me if I wanna take my baby everywhere...as much as she loves hanging out the window of the car, I think she'd love the bike, as long as she doesnt get too much wind...one day, i'll get it...

I don't doubt you will....i always thought you were talking about your tank...that's why i give you those weird looks when you talk about it. You planning on putting her on your back or front?

kinda like this:..... ah, rae?

prolly a few pounds lighter and a helluva lot cuter....

your dog's small enough... do like Tigger did... :lol:

I wouldn't want my dog strapped down... if he wanted to ride... he'll stay on... or he'll jump off... hopefully before I leave the driveway :lol:

we can only hope the dogs smart enought to jump off before you leave...or at least wait til you stop

u need to see this dog a guy on the r1 board has, sits on the tank even through the dragon

pics, where's the pics?

most dogs are... my old dog would ride around on the "hood" of the riding lawn mower when I mowed the lawn... and only get down when I stopped.

same with the back of my truck... he'd only get out if I was stopped...

i must have really retarded dogs, mine would jump out of a moving truck. not to mention, the mower thing, my dogs don't even like being around a vaccum let alone anything louder.


I've seen rae's dog want to jump out of the window

nah drewpy, think MUCH tinier...like me compared to Ebbs! :lol:

I was thinking a baby harness or something...she doesnt weigh much or move around...and she loves sittin on the bike. When I am working on it, she insists she be right there, either on my lap or laying on the seat and tank!

she has been known to lay on your track plastics too!

bad crop job, but you get the idea

she's too much like me (mommy), her clumsiness would be her downfall...id shift, she'd see something shiny, and BAM, fall right off the bike...

now that I think about it... my dog will jump off the lawn mower or my truck if he sees a squirl... or some other "intresting" animal... not for cats or other dogs though...

why am i not surprised by any of this

I'd let my dog ride but he'd probably just think my bike is a slow POS. I'd be doing 160mph and he'd be looking at me thinking "Is that all this thing has. Get a busa bitch"

This is weird...anyway,if you go to Pet Smart I believe you'll find a motorcycle specific pet carrier. I also believe they are available thru Parts Unlimited or Tucker Rocky. Otherwise,a modified tank bag with a harness should be fine for your little dog.

WTF?? :panic:

You going to get the dog a set of leathers and a helmet?

actually that would be rather adorable...

shes def getting a set of doggles tho...wonder if I can fab the rest...hmmmm....

No, we are not putting in a Pet section to the Street Forum

aww but i wanna know what the best kind of straps are to keep my kitten secured to the tank when im doing wheelies!

when did CEO get a dog

that dog was actually reall frucking sweet, was a huge attention whore in a good way, never barked, but would walk over to you and get as close as he could with out actually getting off the bike

HMMMMMMMM.....

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=1011

Whoa, trip, babe, did you just come out of the closet officially?!

Hey ya'll thought it was a good idea too. Bastards...

I appreciate the fact that you got the underlying meaning of my post. If you go back to the original Chewy thread I think you'll find all the people now saying it's stupid/gay to hang toys from your bike,endorsing the use of Chewy.

:lol: the chewy idea is real cool in a 'flat stanley' sorta way. i just mean all these dumb cabbage patch dolls and stuffed bears i've been seeing that serve no purpose. they aren't touring the world or anything, unlike chewy. so you are the exception to my rule.

and to make myself look even more like a hypocrite...

real animals strapped to a bike = fk'n awesome
stuffed animals strapped to a bike = not so much

:lol:

I'll leave the dog at home
only time i'd want a dog with is hunting... if i'm hunting, i'm NOT on the bike.

That would require us to actually get a dog...:rant:

:zowned::zowned: Wow,it must be great to have your significant other on the forum to call you out like that! I bet you don't own a gun either!:lol::lol::lol:

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/m...otorcycles.jpg

I have nothing to ADD carry on

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:: drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
Anybody know what this topic was about?

its actually kinda nice, get to share something one loves and the other just puts up with....

and to get called out on all the time

and reminded how stupid of a rider we really are and that crossing traffic on a double yellow is a bad idea

ohh ohh and that you shouldnt ride with your hands off of the clip ons

Ok go ahead and put Drewpy back into "Samwell" mode for missing that super hot hottie and spouting lovey dovey platitudes!!!:wink:

HELLO!!!

Something about itgirl wanting to put a barbie on the back of her Kawa and referencing how cool she was going to look in pink leathers ? :D

NOT!! :lol: anyways, i'm totally a buttless chaps kinda girl now. it's my harley roots showing.

A few actually. Remember, I'm military too :sniper:

nice! but i seriously doubt she'd ever been a "good girl" :P(I)

is it can be threadjack tiem now plz??
 

These are proper illustrations of females riding motorcycles while staying respectful to their gender;
http://g.photos.cx/1215430860286-89.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/squidtasticgirl7412-1a.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/squidchick29-8d.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/squidchick04174-8f.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/squidchick026876-68.jpg

:zowned:That last girl single handedly set female riders back 80 years.

So heres a couple wearing proper gear...
http://g.photos.cx/1215738535603-21.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/1215738594017-e2.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/1215925685962-10.jpg

http://g.photos.cx/squidtasticgirl7412-1a.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/squidchick29-8d.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/squidchick04174-8f.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/squidchick026876-68.jpg

rae?

OH SHIT.... :runaway:

hahaha! that's what i was thinkin'! :lol: but this pic is more her style...

http://g.photos.cx/1215738594017-e2.jpg

I knew it you Vixen you, so when we go riding everybody will want you to lead right? :lol:

:falco1:

1st - i have a tan
2nd - you'd never see me on a kawi, expecially that color, she TOTALLY doesnt match and its not a string
3rd - im over pink, where have you been? its tre gay


:lol: dork

Thank ya dear, I rather liked that one myself...

:drool::drool::drool: Me ruv you boocoo long time!!!

No itgirl. remember, she's the assless chaps/kawi girl

This thread makes me laugh.... seriously, it's awesome. :dthumb:

:lol: not pink though. too feminine for me.

I dont see that very often. I do see some girl sportbike riders with spikes on their helmets.

That's an R1.





This one is better:

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/f...4/img_8032.jpg

Hummm, because there.....
oh nevermind! :whistle:

you're from PA too? whereabouts? i didn't ask you that before, did i?

Just moved to Upper Nazareth from NJ a few months ago.
I love the roads out here although, I am not able to get on two wheels this season due to my last accident. :tt: (Have in the past)
I should be good to go by next season though.:drool: