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Yamerhaw 06-10-2009 08:14 PM

Holy s..t!
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custo...7%7C240%3A1318

tached1000rr 06-10-2009 08:16 PM

wow!

Mrs. Colleen 06-10-2009 08:23 PM

Oh no! :panic:

derf 06-10-2009 08:31 PM

the moto-terminator bike is real!!!

Phenix_Rider 06-10-2009 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by derf (Post 223990)
the moto-terminator bike is real!!!

:lol: Conner "riding" that thing was funny. He didn't control shit, other than to put the "limp home" code in. You know he would have been one long smear on the asphalt if it had gone full speed with all the slides and shit.

BobTheBiker 06-10-2009 08:54 PM

wow. that thing is one hell of a creation.

t-homo 06-10-2009 10:11 PM

the exhaust is my favorite part.

Homeslice 06-10-2009 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 224020)
the exhaust is my favorite part.

And that's the only part I can figure out. Have no idea what's going on for the rest of it.

Amber Lamps 06-10-2009 10:25 PM

I'm the highest bidder!!!:lol:

derf 06-10-2009 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 224028)
I'm the highest bidder!!!:lol:

you beat me. Although i think I'm maxxed out in what I would actually pay for it.

Avatard 06-11-2009 03:13 AM

I actually looked at it for nearly a full minute before I realized the bike WASN'T a complete total-loss accident crash bike. Only with what a consider to be an undue amount of scrutiny was I able to realize that 1) The text of the listing wasn't sarcasm, and 2) The bike actually WAS customized, and not a horrible high-speed wreck.

Of course, the question remains:

Why? Why would someone do that to an innocent motorcycle??

marko138 06-11-2009 09:14 AM

That is not a motorcycle.

Rider 06-11-2009 09:19 AM

That has to be the ugliest bike I've ever seen.

AquaPython 06-11-2009 09:25 AM

i want that exhaust on my bike.

shmike 06-11-2009 09:36 AM

I like it.

I wouldn't ride it but I still like it.

the chi 06-11-2009 09:55 AM

Thats got to be a crime of some sort. Blech.

Amber Lamps 06-11-2009 11:06 AM

Ha! I'm still the highest bidder!!! :lol:

Yea I don't care what the bike looks like. That single sided swing arm kit, the frame and the motor are worth $3-4,000 easily. I'll throw the rest of that shit away!:lol:

jtemple 06-11-2009 11:10 AM

I think it looks like a crumpled up piece of aluminum foil.

marko138 06-11-2009 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 224241)
Ha! I'm still the highest bidder!!! :lol:

Yea I don't care what the bike looks like. That single sided swing arm kit, the frame and the motor are worth $3-4,000 easily. I'll throw the rest of that shit away!:lol:

You SHOULD throw the rest of it away.

Amber Lamps 06-11-2009 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 224245)
You SHOULD throw the rest of it away.

Oh yea! A single sided swing arm is pretty cool and I can get the sub-frame, fairing stay and body kit for cheap and have about $3,000 into the bike total! Not to mention that the guy has some trick stereo stuff that might go well in my car or that I can sell. Once you strip off all that crap, you have a pretty nice piece of machinery under there!:rockwoot:

Archren 06-11-2009 11:20 AM

You can only polish a turd so much...


:scared:

Rider 06-11-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 224254)
Oh yea! A single sided swing arm is pretty cool and I can get the sub-frame, fairing stay and body kit for cheap and have about $3,000 into the bike total! Not to mention that the guy has some trick stereo stuff that might go well in my car or that I can sell. Once you strip off all that crap, you have a pretty nice piece of machinery under there!:rockwoot:

Street fighter the shit out of it.

Amber Lamps 06-11-2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Archren (Post 224262)
You can only polish a turd so much...


:scared:

True but from the pics, I shouldn't have any problems stripping the terminator stuff off and getting the bike back to a street-able condition. Hell, or I can just part it out.:rockwoot:

Amber Lamps 06-11-2009 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 224269)
Street fighter the shit out of it.

Another possibility!

racedoll 06-11-2009 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 224091)
I actually looked at it for nearly a full minute before I realized the bike WASN'T a complete total-loss accident crash bike. Only with what a consider to be an undue amount of scrutiny was I able to realize that 1) The text of the listing wasn't sarcasm, and 2) The bike actually WAS customized, and not a horrible high-speed wreck.

Of course, the question remains:

Why? Why would someone do that to an innocent motorcycle??

No kidding.

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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 224135)
That has to be the ugliest bike I've ever seen.

Not sure about ugliest, but the hardest to figure out which end is where and what is what. That first picture I can't even tell what angle it was taken from or is even of. :idk:

This person has to be a nut job!

CrazyKell 06-11-2009 10:08 PM

Fugly!

shmike 06-11-2009 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 224269)
Street fighter the shit out of it.

That is exactly what the current owner did.

Amber Lamps 06-11-2009 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike (Post 224590)
That is exactly what the current owner did.

Nah he street fightered it INTO shit! :lol: Haha, I'm still winning, I wonder what his reserve is though?:idk:

Rider 06-12-2009 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmike (Post 224590)
That is exactly what the current owner did.

Not with that shit plastic all over it. I'd say he started but he never completed the job.

marko138 06-12-2009 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 224597)
Nah he street fightered it INTO shit! :lol: Haha, I'm still winning, I wonder what his reserve is though?:idk:

You are seriously going after this rig?

Avatard 06-12-2009 09:17 AM

The reserve is probably irrationally high, Tig. The problem with an "artist" like this is that he Probably thinks the bike is worth more than the sum of its parts, as it includes his "glorious artistic input".

I seriously thought it was a wreck straight off the back of a flatbed at first...

marko138 06-12-2009 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 224722)
The reserve is probably irrationally high, Tig. The problem with an "artist" like this is that he Probably thinks the bike is worth more than the sum of its parts, as it includes his "glorious artistic input".

I seriously thought it was a wreck straight off the back of a flatbed at first...

Sure as hell looks like a wreck. Shit, I've seen bikes in wrecks look better than that.

Particle Man 06-12-2009 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaPython (Post 224141)
i want that exhaust on my bike.

That whole bike IS and exhaust (that exploded)

marko138 06-12-2009 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 224749)
That whole bike IS and exhaust (that exploded)

:lol:

Amber Lamps 06-12-2009 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 224719)
You are seriously going after this rig?

I'd take it for a couple grand. As long as it's mechanically sound, it'll be well worth it. I happen to like the single sided swing arm... the rest is well... crap but I don't care about that.:lol:

Amber Lamps 06-12-2009 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 224722)
The reserve is probably irrationally high, Tig. The problem with an "artist" like this is that he Probably thinks the bike is worth more than the sum of its parts, as it includes his "glorious artistic input".

I seriously thought it was a wreck straight off the back of a flatbed at first...

You're probably right about that! We'll see after the auction is over if he sends me a message. Who knows, he may have had this bad boy up a few times already and is ready to make a deal.:idk:

marko138 06-12-2009 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 224761)
I'd take it for a couple grand. As long as it's mechanically sound, it'll be well worth it. I happen to like the single sided swing arm... the rest is well... crap but I don't care about that.:lol:

Well, hey, you can probly recoup your price on the subsequent part-out.

Amber Lamps 06-12-2009 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 224777)
Well, hey, you can probly recoup your price on the subsequent part-out.

Oh yeah, I could sell the motor right now for $1000-1500 no bs.

marko138 06-12-2009 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 224783)
Oh yeah, I could sell the motor right now for $1000-1500 no bs.

No doubt.

Digifox 06-12-2009 11:13 AM

I actually kinda like it o_0

marko138 06-12-2009 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digifox (Post 224820)
I actually kinda like it o_0

Check yo eyes, brutha.

Particle Man 06-12-2009 11:27 AM

I'm wondering if you can get it into the can return machines at the local supermarket so you can get your deposit back...

marko138 06-12-2009 11:47 AM

:lol: The jokes are ENDLESS! :rofl:


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