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Originally Posted by Rae
hmm, are you bein sarcastic babe? If not, Im sorry...my mom loves me to death but she's one of those that if she cant reach me or hasnt talked to me in a few days goes into panic mode, has my dad and sisters call me, even the ex...and since I get antisocial fairly often and refuse to even answer my phone...that doesnt help matters... 
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si senorita.
Theres a strict calculation i've developed with my mother.
The amount of days i go without calling her, multiplied by the amount of weeks its been since i've seen her, with a coeficiant x which equals the amount of missed calls from her on my phone, equals the amount of food (in pounds) she'll try to cook me or buy me the next time I see her.
besides even though i wont have to hear from my mom that weekend doenst mean im not gonna hear from momma rae.