Oh my dear douche-bagedness.
Imagine if you will...
Pulling up to a red light. In the lane next to me? A GSXR 1000 with a super stud muffin sitting atop it with a textile gsxr jacket loaded with patches (unzipped of course and no helmet). What's new?
I glance over and ACCIDENTALLY catch his eye. He notices me looking at him and smiles. I immediately avert my eyes forward in the hopes he doesn't think I was actually checking him out.
My teenage daughter notices. After hearing my description, she desperately wants to see how squid-like this douche is. She opens up the passenger visor mirror to discreetly look and then slams the visor shut, "He saw me looking!"
As if in response, the douche whistle revs his engine over and over again. Ick.
Last edited by Katherine; 05-14-2008 at 09:24 PM..
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