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Originally Posted by Dave
Promised to lock 'em up and we're back on 
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Of course.
If they aren't locked up they might get into the liquor cabinet and the last thing she wants to deal with on date night are self-propelled firearms on a bender. It's for your own good, really.
Actually, what you'll likely find out is that she is a well-camouflaged C.H.U.D. and this is just a plot to have your weapons conveniently hard to get at so that you're easier prey.