[the chi]

I've had so many near getoffs and close calls, typically my thought is "Oh Shit, this is gonna hurt!" Then I pull it clear, and after removing my thong from my throat, I carry on just a lil more carefully.

In my actual accident it goes like this:

"Turn 8, i got this, lean lean, not far enough off the seat..

Damn that dirt is close...

I think my elbow just hit the grass

Fuuu********CK...."

*poof* flying thru air.....

Complete and utter silence and stillness....

"Wheeeeeeeee...."*giggle*

Impact...head and shoulder first

"SWEET, cartoon stars! *giggle*

WTF are those birds... *more giggles*

I think im spinning...*tee hee hee*

hmm, my shoulder may be broken... *bwahahaha*

did i stop sliding?, I think I stopped...stand up...*more giggling*

Whoa, face meet ground, maybe I should just crawl...

theres the dirt, i think i'll lay here a minute...*insane giggling*

hey look, theres the CR, he looks funny running like that...*laughing*

I did it, I made it, I FINALLY crashed and I'm okay!!!" *dying laughing*

To CR - "Dude, help me up, wheres my bike, no i dont wanna lay here! Fine, i'll get up on my own!"

Bike was okay, I laughed for days, and I still do. I hopped back on a friends bike and hit the next session.

I recognize the risks and am fully cognizant that I may kill myself doing this. I was so pyched up about wrecking it was on its way to becoming a mind block, and I was relieved and thrilled it happened and I was okay. I walked away, and I'm even crazier now than i was then!