Why is it that Orientals always ask for extra but don't tip?

[fnfalman]

I was at a Vietnamese restaurant today. There were two Koreans sitting in a table behind me, they wanted the pho (beef noodle soup). They kept asking for more noodles, more meat, more onions, and all kinds of shits. And then they bitched when the waiter later brought their check over. "I thought the soup was $5.99?"

I was thinking to myself, "The fucking soup was $5.99 but by the time you cheap fucks asked for extra noodles, extra beef, extra meatballs, extra fucking onions, now it's fucking $8.99, you fucks!!!"

Then they got up and left without leaving a tip grumbling in Korean because they were charged extra for shits that they wanted more? WTF, over?


Goddamn, I hate fucking Asians!!!

[Tsunami]

ooh so thats what Pho is. I always wondered...

[RACER X]

Originally Posted by Tsunami

ooh so thats what Pho is. I always wondered...

if you've never had pho, your missing out.......

i intro Z to it, and she loves viet food

viet sandwiches are DA BOMB too!

[Tsunami]

Originally Posted by RACER X

if you've never had pho, your missing out.......

i intro Z to it, and she loves viet food

viet sandwiches are DA BOMB too!

I've had pho but I only know whats its called in Chinese. I hate the viet sandwiches, and the ones from the chinese bakery. My mom used to force feed me that. The ones with scallions, bacon and cream are the worst and she'll always pull one out of her purse in the most inopportune times and try to guilt me into eating it.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by Tsunami

The ones with scallions, bacon and cream are the worst and she'll always pull one out of her purse in the most inopportune times and try to guilt me into eating it.

Excuse me... did you call something from the Blessed Bacon Tree 'worst'?

I can totally see that in my mind though, btw.

[Tsunami]

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Excuse me... did you call something from the Blessed Bacon Tree 'worst'?

I can totally see that in my mind though, btw.

The blessed bacon tree was giving off soggy bacon. It probably isn't even real bacon. And sandwiches being mushed around in my moms bag for hours combined with her nagging does not make for a pleasant dining experience.


Dont get me started on the food she smuggles in her luggage when she comes to visit. And I am not talking about crackers and dry foods either. As if I was starving here in Vegas. Last time she came I was still sporting a muffin top.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Tsunami

I've had pho but I only know whats its called in Chinese. I hate the viet sandwiches, and the ones from the chinese bakery. My mom used to force feed me that. The ones with scallions, bacon and cream are the worst and she'll always pull one out of her purse in the most inopportune times and try to guilt me into eating it.

If they were just meat and veggies I'd be all over them, but they also have this lard/mayo crap in there as well

[pauldun170]

Everything is negotiable.
If not the price then the content.

My mechanic friend has this one lil old Chinese lady for a customer.
He quotes her more money per job than other people so the little ole lady can get her haggling fix in.

Brake job normally cost $100
he quotes her $115
She says "I give you $90"
He says "How bout I charge you $100 and we call it even"
She agrees and goes home to tell everyone that she saved $15 on a break job.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Everything is negotiable.
If not the price then the content.

My mechanic friend has this one lil old Chinese lady for a customer.
He quotes her more money per job than other people so the little ole lady can get her haggling fix in.

Brake job normally cost $100
he quotes her $115
She says "I give you $90"
He says "How bout I charge you $100 and we call it even"
She agrees and goes home to tell everyone that she saved $15 on a break job.

Oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are Indians and Arabs!!! OMG !!!

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are Indians and Arabs!!! OMG !!!

You've obviously never dealt with Haitians.