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A friend of mine was being goofy the other day at work and used a couple pick up lines. One was really good, the other I would have smacked him if he would have really tried to use it.
Without giving all them away, what are your favorite pick up lines? |
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I wanna hear the one that worked.
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This one worked for me.
"Hi." ![]()
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this airforce milf im friends with is rather fond of the old ''nice shoes, wanna fuck?''
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Mine was always "Hi, you're really attractive and I'd like to talk to you for a minute, what are you drinking?"
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Come on guys (and gals). I know you have some good ones.
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Seriously, "hi" seems to work just fine. But if you want to hear some really cheesy ones that will get a guy slapped...
If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? If your left leg was lunch and your right leg was dinner, could I snack between meals? I do have one that actually worked several years ago, but haven't tried it since cause it just seems too corny...thought about dusting it off recently, though. See a girl that catches your interest and walk up to her, act surprised and say, "hey gorgeous, haven't seen you in awhile, what are you doing here? (or how have you been?)" followed up with, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else," then smile and walk away. If she stops you from walking away, go ahead and talk to her. If she's not fast enough on her feet, then just give her a smile the next time you walk by. She'll most likely stop you this time. It's worked in the past for me. ![]() Last edited by Captain Morgan; 01-10-2010 at 02:02 PM.. |
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