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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Some of you saw this on FB and its so epic I need to share it with everyone. the other night EMS brings in some lady ( I use that term lloseley) that they found face down in the street. So we start working her up, seems like she went on a week long crack bender and her brain gave out (dopamine depletion) so we draw blood and get a ct scan, now we need urine, so we order the nurses to put a cathater in.
we get called into the room and we see a plastic bag protruding from her vagina, so we remove the bag and lo and behold her crack and crackpipe were in there. That made my night, havent seen anything like that. |
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Hopster
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
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Another keen, resourceful mind falls to addiction.
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 11,022
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Custom User Title
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Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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Nature's wallet
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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Shes just keeping it warm for the next go round.
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Kneedragger
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: VA
Moto: CBR1100XX, Daytona 600
Posts: 174
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probably had the lighter up her ass to not get the flint wet.
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Trip's Assistant
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Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
Posts: 5,570
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lol.
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
Posts: 2,486
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Is it that hard to carry a purse??
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