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Old 07-31-2012, 11:51 PM   #1
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Interesting cycle ride to work this morning. As I come up to where I turn left, a blue dodge dakota pick up starts to turn directly in front of me.

I jump on the brakes ( back slides slightly ) and I stop about 5' from his truck. The cycle stalled and when I went to hit the turn signal button to cancel it, I accidentally hit the horn. So basically at the same time I was blowing the horn, I was yelling at the driver calling him a "stupid f*cking asshole".

I restart the cycle, go around Mr Asshat and let him know once more he's a "dumb f*cking asshole" . The guy jumps out of the truck and some 60 year old grey haired ex biker looking dude is yelling how he's going to kick my ass. ( I'm wearing a full face helmet, leather jacket with crash armor and leather gloves with knuckle protectors. I'm laughing to myself wondering what's he's going to do as I ride away )


Wonder if I'll see him tomorrow morning too
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Old 08-01-2012, 11:50 AM   #2
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Gotta love that crap.

I have always wondered how people think they are going to beat ya up when you're in armored gear.
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Old 08-01-2012, 02:26 PM   #3
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A nice helmet smack upside the head would dis-illusion his dumb ass pretty quickly.
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Old 08-01-2012, 04:33 PM   #4
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You would loose..

if you kicked his ass you would be branded being up an old man

if you lost you would be branded a pussy by getting your ass kicked by a 60 yr old man.

you loose either way..

surprised he is still alive and that old jumping out of his truck so fast to fight. Surprised someone hasn't beat his ass silly.
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:19 PM   #5
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You would loose..

if you kicked his ass you would be branded being up an old man

if you lost you would be branded a pussy by getting your ass kicked by a 60 yr old man.

you loose either way..

surprised he is still alive and that old jumping out of his truck so fast to fight. Surprised someone hasn't beat his ass silly.
I'm 52 myself. But I didn't live this long by fighting unknown persons either

It gets even better, I took the suburban to work today ( it was raining when I left ) and I was watching around that area. Turns out the asshat lives at the house right at that intersection.

I mentioned this info to Dave at work ( original owner of my ZR1100 ) and he said his neighbor sold a car to that family. He said "that entire family is totally screwed up in the head". Also mentioned was the phrase "white trash" and the general apperance of the house confirms that.
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Old 08-02-2012, 12:00 AM   #6
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I'm 52 myself. But I didn't live this long by fighting unknown persons either

It gets even better, I took the suburban to work today ( it was raining when I left ) and I was watching around that area. Turns out the asshat lives at the house right at that intersection.

I mentioned this info to Dave at work ( original owner of my ZR1100 ) and he said his neighbor sold a car to that family. He said "that entire family is totally screwed up in the head". Also mentioned was the phrase "white trash" and the general apperance of the house confirms that.
Fuck his sister.
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Old 08-10-2012, 11:24 AM   #7
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Fuck his sister.
Sure way to get an STD. *shudder*

We were at the track the other day talking about ways to tell a rookie driver. The rookie takes the helmet and gear off when there is an altercation at the track... the expert leaves all of it on.
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couple of jacks liberally tossed in the direction of his driveway wont solve anything but it'll make you feel oh so good
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