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Old 06-15-2009, 10:57 AM   #1
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Default 525 feet is weak...
There is a new world's largest yacht afloat.

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According to industry experts, the Eclipse has been specifically designed to overshadow the world's current largest private yacht, a 525-footer owned by Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai.


I'll take two please...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...submarine.html
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:03 AM   #2
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:05 AM   #3
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my dad's seen the 525 footer up close when the dude's son was out deep sea fishing and his dad called him up and told him to get his ass back home because he had to do some horse riding training or some shit. He came aboard one of the rigs my dad managed and borrowed his heli to get back home.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:13 AM   #4
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my dad's seen the 525 footer up close when the dude's son was out deep sea fishing and his dad called him up and told him to get his ass back home because he had to do some horse riding training or some shit. He came aboard one of the rigs my dad managed and borrowed his heli to get back home.
How the other half lives:

Kid #1: Dude, I gotta go home, Dad's pissed, I'm late for riding lessons.

Kid #2: That sucks dude, take my heli, I'll get it from you later.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:40 AM   #5
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How the other half lives:

Kid #1: Dude, I gotta go home, Dad's pissed, I'm late for riding lessons.

Kid #2: That sucks dude, take my heli, I'll get it from you later.
It more went like this.

Kid: I am taking your heli, you may get it back eventually.

Dad: Err....

My dad's heli was Conoco's. It's for inspecting the other rigs in the area and rescue missions if needed. Wasn't really a luxury copter.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:44 AM   #6
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Now that's ballin' !!! Wow...
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:53 AM   #7
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The son of Jewish parents, Abramovich began his business career selling plastic ducks from a grim Moscow apartment but, within a few years, his vast wealth spread from oil conglomerates to pig farms.

Russia's richest man has flourished under president Vladimir Putin, with critics saying he used his government ties to take over former state-owned assests and reap the profits for personal use.
Subtle...but it's there.

I hereby stamp this article anti-Semitic.

There is absolutely no need to mention his religion in this article and too to structure it the way the writer did easily links this guy to common European stereotypes of Jews.


Points also deducted for misspelled words in the article.


(this hereby meets my weekly quota of bitching about nothing)
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i saw that too, i didnt see what it had to do with anything....
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Subtle...but it's there.

I hereby stamp this article anti-Semitic.

There is absolutely no need to mention his religion in this article and too to structure it the way the writer did easily links this guy to common European stereotypes of Jews.


Points also deducted for misspelled words in the article.


(this hereby meets my weekly quota of bitching about nothing)
Ack, this is "war room" material. Damn!
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:59 AM   #10
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I knew it.

Fucking Jew rubber duck salesmen secretly rule the world.

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