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06-17-2009, 08:38 PM | #1 |
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Do Not Eat
Do not eat this stuff if you like movie theater popcorn:
Basically, it's the most tender corn puff ever (read: NO HULLS), slathered in way too much salt and that 10W-40 shit from the movies (just like you like it). It's fucking crazy. Definitely DO NOT smoke a joint and then open a bag in the presence of more than one other person, or you may have to kill some of them. You have been warned. Also to be avoided: Herr's Hot Fries...OMG.
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06-18-2009, 02:25 AM | #2 |
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hmmmm... I already have to stay away from microwaved popcorn once somebody made pan fried white kernel corn.
And BTW I love Andy's Hot Fries... YUM |
06-18-2009, 06:56 AM | #3 |
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You are evil. Pure fucking evil. I want some. I'll probably binge on 3 bags of each. But after the crossfit ass-kickings my boss has been giving us the past couple weeks, I've earned it.
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06-18-2009, 08:50 AM | #4 |
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No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.
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06-18-2009, 10:32 AM | #5 | |
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Lay's kettle chips are my current vice... and those bags are usually 2-3 sittings for me. God... no wonder I'm out of shape.
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06-18-2009, 10:38 AM | #6 |
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Eh.. the fact that they cant actually call it "popcorn" scares me.
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06-18-2009, 10:39 AM | #7 | |
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Zapp's Cajun Crawtators FTMFW!
I know you want to buy some: http://www.zapps.com/cgi-bin/zapps/index.html
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06-18-2009, 01:20 PM | #8 |
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I just bought a bag of the butter and a bag of the cheese flavors. I'm debating on if I should eat lunch first...
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06-18-2009, 01:36 PM | #9 | |
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I'd leave room.
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06-18-2009, 08:49 AM | #10 |
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Herr's Hot Fries > Andy Capp's Hot Fries
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