Maybe I should sell my re-virginity?

CrazyKell · 01-15-2009, 02:28 PM

Yesterday I was laid off.

How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off.

I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room.

Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred?

Obviously I gave them all truthful information.

fnfalman · 01-15-2009, 02:31 PM

I'll pay $300 for a lay: a bit of blow job, some missionary, some doggie style and finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.

I'll triple that price if you let me bring in a live chicken.

Katherine · 01-15-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.

What's a cowgirl?

smileyman · 01-15-2009, 04:24 PM

Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional...

2up · 01-15-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional...

That's a reverse cowgirl.

fasternyou929 · 01-15-2009, 04:44 PM

Good luck in the job search, Kel!

Don't worry about the background check discrepancy. It's probably a company you worked for that has since changed names or a misspelling of a previous address. Most times it's something trivial and I think the agencies flag them just so it looks like they're a value-add for the companies that pay them.

OneSickPsycho · 01-15-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 2up

That's a reverse cowgirl.

Reverse cowgirl FTMFW.

Corey · 01-15-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional...

One day, when you're older, I'll tell you about the exciting adventure of Reverse Cowgirl, spurs, and the trip to the hospital. I call it "Ouch that fucking hurt"

smileyman · 01-15-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey

One day, when you're older, I'll tell you about the exciting adventure of Reverse Cowgirl, spurs, and the trip to the hospital. I call it "Ouch that fucking hurt"

I'm 39. Tell me now while my heart can still take it!

xx CURVE xx · 01-15-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Katherine

What's a cowgirl?

and you're married???

01-15-2009, 02:28 PM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Maybe I should sell my re-virginity? Yesterday I was laid off. How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off. I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room. Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred? Obviously I gave them all truthful information.

01-15-2009, 02:31 PM	#2
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	I'll pay $300 for a lay: a bit of blow job, some missionary, some doggie style and finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy. I'll triple that price if you let me bring in a live chicken. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

01-15-2009, 04:24 PM	#4
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional... __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

01-15-2009, 04:44 PM	#6
fasternyou929 SFL Expatriate #2 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC Moto: CBR1000 Posts: 2,043	Good luck in the job search, Kel! Don't worry about the background check discrepancy. It's probably a company you worked for that has since changed names or a misspelling of a previous address. Most times it's something trivial and I think the agencies flag them just so it looks like they're a value-add for the companies that pay them.