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Old 02-02-2009, 10:11 PM   #1
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Default My cats must die

So here I sit at Honolulu International waiting for 6 hours for the next available flight. Apparently my 2 cats can't handle the 29F weather in Atlanta during our 45 min layover so we missed our flightb

My 4 y/o son, wife and I are now waiting in the USO like some stranded refugees.

..and this day is just starting.
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:51 PM   #2
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Did your cats call you up and tell you??
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:54 PM   #3
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that's because they are cats. and being they are cats, they inherently suck, cause all cats suck. their sole purpose in life is to do everything in their power to make your life a living hell while attempting to look cute and cuddly.
My suggestion, throw them out at 30,000 ft without a chute, or even a kennel.
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:56 PM   #4
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I prefer tossing them at road signs. Gotta have the right hook throw to nail it right.

Best solution. Buy a dog that weighs atleast 30lbs. They never complain. Loose a leg? Big deal, life goes on in their eyes. Little dogs are the suck.
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:07 PM   #5
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Best solution. Buy a dog that weighs atleast 30lbs. They never complain. Loose a leg? Big deal, life goes on in their eyes. Little dogs are the suck.
Yessir, medium to large breed dogs are awesome. so much more involved with you than any cats.

I've got a wolf, and will NEVER have cats, they dont even make good squeeky toys for my wolf. they're wicked little annoying creatures from hell..


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Old 02-03-2009, 09:05 AM   #6
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You really need to let AMJ ghost-write your cat rants for you.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:42 AM   #7
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Yessir, medium to large breed dogs are awesome. so much more involved with you than any cats.
Hellz yeah. I'd like to see someone take their cat on a 10mile mountain bike ride in the middle of January.



Only cool cats to own are predator cats that are illegal to own. Lions, Tigers, Cheetahs, Lynx, coungers, bobcats etc would be cool to own.

Now if there was a 2 year lease programs on cats that'd be cool. After two years cats become lazy do nothings who sleep and eat all day. Basically they become Democrats.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:19 AM   #8
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that's because they are cats. and being they are cats, they inherently suck, cause all cats suck. their sole purpose in life is to do everything in their power to make your life a living hell while attempting to look cute and cuddly.
My suggestion, throw them out at 30,000 ft without a chute, or even a kennel.
actually they would most likely survive that. cats have a very low terminal velocity
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:43 AM   #9
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that's because they are cats. and being they are cats, they inherently suck, cause all cats suck. their sole purpose in life is to do everything in their power to make your life a living hell while attempting to look cute and cuddly.
My suggestion, throw them out at 30,000 ft without a chute, or even a kennel.
Plus mother-fucking-one!

My padawans kitteh (as they call him) is on the verge of becoming a new appetizer....Meat of Their Dead Cat

As a matter of fact, that little fucker's the reason I'm awake now after only a couple of hours of sleep. Meow my motherfucking ass....
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Plus mother-fucking-one!

My padawans kitteh (as they call him) is on the verge of becoming a new appetizer....Meat of Their Dead Cat

As a matter of fact, that little fucker's the reason I'm awake now after only a couple of hours of sleep. Meow my motherfucking ass....
the kitteh thats what I call my guys. Prolly got it from lolcats.

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