USPS: "We Care..."

[OneSickPsycho]

A picture is worth 1000 words...




This is how Kel's broken Ipod came to me... Torn out of the envelope which was sealed in a bag that talked about how USPS cares about the fact that they destroyed the package... and the item was missing. I called the number... "did you have insurance?... no?... go fuck yourself." Exactly what I expected.

[Dave]

dude wtf?! and i would have blurred that address. you've probably got gay porn on its way to your house right now

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Dave

dude wtf?! and i would have blurred that address. you've probably got gay porn on its way to your house right now

I would say it's not much different than having your address posted in the Yellow Pages... And if I did get gay porn, I would have the satisfaction of knowing that someone who's totally homophobic had to buy it just to send it to me cause the only person who would think to do that it someone who fears being called gay more than anything in the world. It really is the simple things in life...

[Dave]

true nuff.

[BobTheBiker]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I would say it's not much different than having your address posted in the Yellow Pages... And if I did get gay porn, I would have the satisfaction of knowing that someone who's totally homophobic had to buy it just to send it to me cause the only person who would think to do that it someone who fears being called gay more than anything in the world. It really is the simple things in life...

OR its someone like me, who just wants to fuck with you and amuse myself some. btw you can expect some lovely goat porn sometime next week.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Hey! I liked the pretty envelope and it's purple not pink!!!!

Sorry buddy. Was hoping it would get there. I asked about sending it in that envelope and if I should put it in a different one and they assured me that it was okay like that. I should've known...Canada Post is serviced by idiots!

No biggie... whatever. I don't really blame the USPS anyway... like people have said, it's probably in a sorting machine somewhere... I've sent and received all sorts of oddly shaped items in envelopes with no issue... just one of those things...

Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

OR its someone like me, who just wants to fuck with you and amuse myself some. btw you can expect some lovely goat porn sometime next week.

Hey, that just saves me the trouble of buying it myself... err... to fuck with someone of course...

[askmrjesus]

Not that I'm a huge fan of the USPS, but Kell's broken ipod is probably stuck in a sorting machine somewhere, fucking up other peoples mail.

In 'merca, you can't ship hard stuff like ipods, in girly greeting card envelopes, and expect them to survive.

JC

[G-Rex]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Not that I'm a huge fan of the USPS, but Kell's broken ipod is probably stuck in a sorting machine somewhere, fucking up other peoples mail.

In 'merca, you can't ship hard stuff like ipods, in girly greeting card envelopes, and expect them to survive.

JC

Ding ding ding. You send anything that's *not* a letter in a small envelope like that, it will be returned. That's of course assuming that the sorting machine or the sorter didn't abscond with it first.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Not that I'm a huge fan of the USPS, but Kell's broken ipod is probably stuck in a sorting machine somewhere, fucking up other peoples mail.

In 'merca, you can't ship hard stuff like ipods, in girly greeting card envelopes, and expect them to survive.

JC

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing...I think the bubble envelopes are about $1...

[Homeslice]

Yeah what up with ipods in envelopes?