The Geography of a Woman vs The Geography of a Man

[fnfalman]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
ruled by nuts.

[Ninjakel]

[Gas Man]

But does this all apply to all women or just the diserable ones?

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by Gas Man

But does this all apply to all women or just the diserable ones?

Good question....what is a diserable woman like? Is she similar to a desirable one?

[Gas Man]

Don't worry Heather... if that's you in the avy.. .you fit desirable....

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by Gas Man

Don't worry Heather... if that's you in the avy.. .you fit desirable....

Aww thanks (I don't feel like looking for a blushing smiley)

[Carolina]

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

After 70........ only those with a brown bag visit there.

Fixed.

[Amorok]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! However, you can get killed, mutilated, or just have your life completely ruined there.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. But beware getting ripped off, as often happens to normal people entering such a conniving, untrustworthy part of the world.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Spain is characterized by its utter uselessness and complete lethargy which contrasts its exaggerated self-importance. While completely irrelevant, it is convinced that it actually matters or that people care what it thinks, much like women in this category.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. As long as you can deal with loud, rude, obnocious people, and a complete disregard for anyone's feelings. Beware, unless you are this woman she barely notices you, but she'll make you want to punch babies.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. However Britain is also cold and miserable, with very little to offer except bad food, worse weather and a propensity for making your money dissappear.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Israel is also known as being vicous and unforgiving. Tread carefully.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. Canada being one of the least desireable places to visit unless you like words like "rugged" "sparse" "alone" and "frigid"

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. Of course, Tibet is also where the Chinese do most of their killing. Just sayin...

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
ruled by a little dick.

There, fixed it. I don't sound bitter, do I?

[Corey]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful, but in need of some serious fucking development. Seriously, being vacant is not necessarily a good thing.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, quick to talk shit when you're not there, and constantly plotting your downfall. But flash some cash and all of a sudden she's your best friend.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty, but when you get close, you can't help but notice the mustache and the mole with hair growing out of it.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. But seriously, what's with the fucking mustache? It's like kissing a dude. Maybe that's where "going greek" comes from.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past, but constantly bitching about how nobody respects her now. She also has to watch every single fucking thing you are doing, day and night, and if you do something she doesn't approve of, you're going to pay out the ass.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. But by this time, everyone's realized that it's not worth the hassle dealing with her constant insecurities, so they've moved on to greener pastures.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. Sure, she's half retarded and talks funny, but at this point you don't care aboot that.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. But eventually, someone will probably wipe her smug face off the map.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like the United States. Everyone who's not the United States secretly hates him, but he's still in charge. Now make me some fucking pie.

Fixed. And Greece, Spain, and Great Britain are all in Europe. The original author fails.