Installing hard wood flooring?

DLIT · 12-04-2008, 05:58 PM

Got a question. We should be closing on our house in the next few weeks, the bank accepted our offer. I want to rip out the carpeting and install the easy-to-install type hard wood flooring.

Anybody done this before? Any tips or advice? I have enough smarts and common sense in my head to do it, I know it. Didn't know if there's any tips of the trade or anything.

speedylocksmith · 12-04-2008, 06:00 PM

It's not my job or anything but i've done it a few times and it's pretty easy, just time consuming and your back will be sore.

DLIT · 12-04-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by speedylocksmith

It's not my job or anything but i've done it a few times and it's pretty easy, just time consuming and your back will be sore.

I plan on hiring a crew of asian ladies to give me back massages and happy endings while I work it. I fear that, after the happy endings, I may fall asleep though. I'm gonna try and power through it.

Mr Lefty · 12-04-2008, 06:14 PM

I can get Jumie's number for ya if you need

Trip · 12-04-2008, 06:14 PM

Go to Home Depot early in the morning on a weekday, hire you a crew of Mexicans for $50 and get the happy ending while you watch them do your floor.

DLIT · 12-04-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Go to Home Depot early in the morning on a weekday, hire you a crew of Mexicans for $50 and get the happy ending while you watch them do your floor.

Star Nursery is where you go around here.

Mr Lefty · 12-04-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT

Star Nursery is where you go around here.

but do they know about floors?

ducati_atx · 12-04-2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Go to Home Depot early in the morning on a weekday, hire you a crew of Mexicans for $50 and get the happy ending while you watch them do your floor.

Good way to end up with a messed up floor or an expensive re-do... Most day labor types are only manual labor. I wouldnt have them doing a wood floor.

rider76 · 12-04-2008, 06:50 PM

A friend of mine hired some mexicans to cut down at tree in his yard.. bout 40 of them fuckers showed up, had it down and split in 2 hrs.. cost him 100 bucks and a 12 pack.

Trip · 12-04-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ducati_atx

Good way to end up with a messed up floor or an expensive re-do... Most day labor types are only manual labor. I wouldnt have them doing a wood floor.

Ya'll must have crappy mexicans, because our fucks get the job done quick and right. Hard working mofos, best brick work in town too.

12-04-2008, 05:58 PM	#1
DLIT Clit Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Posts: 4,189	Installing hard wood flooring? Got a question. We should be closing on our house in the next few weeks, the bank accepted our offer. I want to rip out the carpeting and install the easy-to-install type hard wood flooring. Anybody done this before? Any tips or advice? I have enough smarts and common sense in my head to do it, I know it. Didn't know if there's any tips of the trade or anything. __________________ Dress for the crash. Not the ride.

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rider76 Canyon Carver Join Date: May 2008 Location: St Louis Moto: looking for the next ride Posts: 448	A friend of mine hired some mexicans to cut down at tree in his yard.. bout 40 of them fuckers showed up, had it down and split in 2 hrs.. cost him 100 bucks and a 12 pack. __________________ Bitch better have my money

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speedylocksmith Much better off!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Moto: 05 1Krr Posts: 676	It's not my job or anything but i've done it a few times and it's pretty easy, just time consuming and your back will be sore.

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Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	I can get Jumie's number for ya if you need