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Old 06-02-2011, 02:22 AM   #1
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"I have a 3 weller d for sale it needs a fule pump and a front tire. The back 2 tires are new it will need the set recovered I have onwed it for the last 6 years and has been great intelligence the fule pump went out I got it pulled off but ran out of time And Monie to fix it. If you would like to know more feel free to call or text me at 806. 685 1169. No emails please"


Probably no emails because he doesn't know how to read.
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Old 06-02-2011, 03:45 AM   #2
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Wow, just wow.
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Old 06-02-2011, 07:17 AM   #3
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I'd be speechless if I hadn't seen job applications like this at my prior job.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:11 AM   #4
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wat is wong wif his witing?
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Old 06-02-2011, 07:18 PM   #5
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wat is wong wif his witing?
He's illiterate, not asian and illiterate.

I think you meant, "wat is rong with hiss riting"
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Old 06-02-2011, 07:42 PM   #6
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He's illiterate, not asian and illiterate.

I think you meant, "wat is rong with hiss riting"
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:46 PM   #7
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Why the hell is the word "intelligence" buried in the middle of that?
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:45 PM   #8
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Why the hell is the word "intelligence" buried in the middle of that?
My guess, he was posting from a phone and it was the one word that got auto-spelled?

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Old 06-02-2011, 10:14 PM   #9
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Why the hell is the word "intelligence" buried in the middle of that?
How in the hell was it spelled correctly?
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:15 PM   #10
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How in the hell was it spelled correctly?
Given the context of the sentence, I am going to say he meant to type "intil" and got autocorrected.
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