Please.....beat your kids.

Kaneman · 08-26-2009, 09:07 PM

Paddle, belt, newspaper, 2x4...doesn't matter.

Even if you don't have one...snatch one up and beat him.

They'll thank you in the long run.

tached1000rr · 08-26-2009, 09:12 PM

BobTheBiker · 08-26-2009, 09:14 PM

If I get arrested for beating random kids I'm blaming you. but I'll HAPPILY beat a few. I've got this sweet bamboo cane I'm ITCHIN to try out on someones ass.

tached1000rr · 08-26-2009, 09:15 PM

and have them pull their pants up!

Particle Man · 08-27-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by tached1000rr

and have them pull their pants up!

nah, it's easier for the cops to catch 'em when they can't run away because their pants are too low.

Kaneman · 08-27-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

nah, it's easier for the cops to catch 'em when they can't run away because their pants are too low.

Heard yesterday that a local McDonald's near a high school has banned sagging pants. It'll be funny to see how that turns out...I'm tempted to go in there with saggy pants.

Zoomy, its not touchy to me. I've even been accused of child abuse before by non-spankers. All I know is that the country is going to hell, that most kids out there have no respect for pretty much anything and that adults have become fearful of children. Its not bad enough that we survived childhood only to live in a society that caters to "protecting the children", now you've got to be scared of them too because they might shoot you, or say that you molested them and send your ass to prison!

I actually had a discussion about this on Facebook yesterday, here is a direct quote from one a mother of an infant that posted up: "Yea, but the kids are smarter and they'll call the cops on you. with an embellished version of the truth." That blew me away.

So I'll proudly support the effort to have adults take back control through violence. Violence is highly underrated. Its a power deterrent and motivator. Your kid strike out at little league? Punch him in the face, I bet he'll hit the next one. Jump offsides playing defense? Hit him with a switch and it'll increase his focus. Lookin at your shoes? That's a paddlin'.

Seriously though, I realize not all kids need to be beaten to be good...but I'd much rather see a parent giving a smack where appropriate than the alternative which seems to be doping your kids up on hardcore narcotics. I also know my kid is extremely well behaved, has never embarrassed me in public, never thrown a temper tantrum, doesn't interrupt adults and is an all around good kid.

VIOLENCE FTW!!

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I'm right there with ya.

Not even one iota surprised by the comments from most people around here though. *sigh*

psssst....hey you....over here...I gotta tell you something.

THEY'RE JOKING!

*sigh*

Kaneman · 08-26-2009, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

If I get arrested for beating random kids I'm blaming you. but I'll HAPPILY beat a few. I've got this sweet bamboo cane I'm ITCHIN to try out on someones ass.

Sometimes you gotta make it a hit-and-run.

OneSickPsycho · 08-26-2009, 09:26 PM

I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees.

Kaneman · 08-26-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees.

But then they won't learn nothin!!

the chi · 08-26-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees.

I have 2 things to say to this:

Gilly Suit

Paintball gun

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tached1000rr WERA White Plate Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: NC Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300 Posts: 2,448	and have them pull their pants up!

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OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees.