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09-25-2009, 09:56 AM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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Problem Solved!
It's a common problem. You're a badass chopper dude who likes to ride in shorts and sneakers, but you keep burning your leg on those cool as fuck, loud-ass pipes.
What to do? Introducing Calf Chaps! (TM) Sure, they may look like and old dish towel and some rubberbands, but don't let that fool you, these babies really work! (Void where prohibited, not available in stores. Calf Chaps! should not used by women who are pregnant, or may become pregnant. If you are allergic to looking like a total fucking dumbass, consult your doctor before using Calf Chaps!) JC
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The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me. Last edited by askmrjesus; 09-25-2009 at 10:01 AM.. Reason: Commas and shit |
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09-25-2009, 09:57 AM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
Posts: 4,931
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Classic.
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1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird |
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09-25-2009, 09:59 AM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
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GM?
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09-25-2009, 10:21 AM
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NoBody Knows me!!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Never ending Riding season - H-Town
Moto: 1200CC
Posts: 29
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09-25-2009, 10:01 AM
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Letzroll
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Lake Norman area, NC
Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6
Posts: 5,265
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What a dork. It may work but looks rediculas. |
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09-25-2009, 10:20 AM
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
Posts: 1,917
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I like the skull and crossed pipe wrenches.
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09-25-2009, 10:29 AM
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DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
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How's that saying go?...Necessity breeds creativity.
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09-25-2009, 10:31 AM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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09-25-2009, 10:33 AM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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hahahaha that's hilarious
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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09-25-2009, 03:09 PM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
Posts: 4,712
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First time I've ever seen a bad-ass chopper rider wearing a backpack.
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