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06-19-2012, 10:39 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
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Amurrrrica
It was 9:25 AM. Went into the breakroom to wash out my coffee mug and get a cup.
200 lb. muffin-top girl pouring out of her way-too-small top and the 200 lb. female 'security' guard are having a conversation. Muffin-top girl is standing next to half of a birthday cake that looks like was just pulled out of the cooler from being stored overnight. With a fork. They continue their discussion and as muffin-top eats cake they both agree that they don't care for fruit in their salads. I guess the security guard ate a salad for breakfast....drenched in creamy dressing...which spawned this conversation. As the Keurig was making my coffee I traded wide-eyed glances with another guy stirring up his oatmeal at the microwave. Good morning Amurrrrica. |
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06-19-2012, 11:16 AM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
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On the flipside I've been running again and still tracking calories real close, walking around the office cocky as fuck. Also have a date tonight with a cute 22 year old that sounds like a real kink
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06-19-2012, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
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06-19-2012, 01:36 PM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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06-19-2012, 07:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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06-19-2012, 04:24 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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Maybe if I get to a date 2. Were meeting up in Philly and then I'm taking her over to the fetish shop at 5th and south. I believe I've scored points so far by flagrantly ignoring the rules of dating. Then again, its a public place and a common interest...lol
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06-19-2012, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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06-20-2012, 11:28 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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Batting 1000.
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06-20-2012, 11:30 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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Apparently she's unused to the concept of a functional sociopath
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06-21-2012, 08:59 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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LOL nice
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