Plum Dumb liars....

Yamerhaw · 06-16-2009, 02:19 PM

I'm sure you all know that one guy that has to lie about everything, i mean EVERYTHING...well lets hear about the guy you know..

There's one guy around here...well i dont even know where to begin, ill just give some examples

He owns an S2000, thats cool, but dont tell everybody it has a 950hp indy engine! He's had it over 200mph but the front end started coming off the road!

He used to have a stock 4 cylinder automatic Eclipse, he smoked a Viper and had it to 190mph!

He was telling me about a bike he was gonna buy, honestly he said something like a 2006 Honda B65 RR, had all kinds of shit done to it, even a chrome swaybar!!

He used to be a stripper, weighs about 110 lbs, ugly as fuck

its just never ending,

marko138 · 06-16-2009, 02:21 PM

I love these kind of people. Everybody knows one.

Sixxxxer · 06-16-2009, 02:23 PM

I just dont get it...Like...You dont have to make shit up to impress me b/c honestly I'm not a fucking idiot...so now you just look like a Bigger toolbox than before.

These kinds of people I just call out and make fun of until they realize i know there full of shit.

MILK · 06-16-2009, 02:33 PM

Well he wasn't a liar (that I knew of..) until I dumped him.. This was 9 years ago. After that he..

Told me he made a million in the stock market.

Told me he bought a farmhouse and 30 acres. (Nope, still lives in the same house, I checked)

Told me he bought an S2000 (then my fav car) and decided to buy a second one so he could resell it and make a profit. That was back when they first came out.

The day I broke up with him he also offered me $10,000 or a Jeep Wrangler not to leave him.

I know this really isn't what you were talking about but it gave me a chance to make fun of him ONE MORE TIME!!

Oh and last I checked his mom is now part owner of his company so I guess that's not going so spiffy either...

wildchild · 06-16-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MILK

Well he wasn't a liar (that I knew of..) until I dumped him.. This was 9 years ago. After that he..

Told me he made a million in the stock market.

Told me he bought a farmhouse and 30 acres. (Nope, still lives in the same house, I checked)

Told me he bought an S2000 (then my fav car) and decided to buy a second one so he could resell it and make a profit. That was back when they first came out.

The day I broke up with him he also offered me $10,000 or a Jeep Wrangler not to leave him.

I know this really isn't what you were talking about but it gave me a chance to make fun of him ONE MORE TIME!!

Oh and last I checked his mom is now part owner of his company so I guess that's not going so spiffy either...

Damn someone must be hot to be offered all that. I have a farm house with 3 acres.

never hurts to try right?

Sixxxxer · 06-16-2009, 03:45 PM

Either that or she's REALLY Good In Bed

Trip · 06-16-2009, 02:23 PM

Just make up stuff with him, that's what I like to do around Mr. 1upers. See how far they will go with their lies.

06-16-2009, 02:19 PM	#1
Yamerhaw Country Boy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hicktown in NC Moto: 07 R1 Posts: 797	Plum Dumb liars.... I'm sure you all know that one guy that has to lie about everything, i mean EVERYTHING...well lets hear about the guy you know.. There's one guy around here...well i dont even know where to begin, ill just give some examples He owns an S2000, thats cool, but dont tell everybody it has a 950hp indy engine! He's had it over 200mph but the front end started coming off the road! He used to have a stock 4 cylinder automatic Eclipse, he smoked a Viper and had it to 190mph! He was telling me about a bike he was gonna buy, honestly he said something like a 2006 Honda B65 RR, had all kinds of shit done to it, even a chrome swaybar!! He used to be a stripper, weighs about 110 lbs, ugly as fuck its just never ending, __________________ “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

06-16-2009, 02:23 PM	#3
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	I just dont get it...Like...You dont have to make shit up to impress me b/c honestly I'm not a fucking idiot...so now you just look like a Bigger toolbox than before. These kinds of people I just call out and make fun of until they realize i know there full of shit. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

06-16-2009, 03:45 PM	#6
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	Either that or she's REALLY Good In Bed __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

06-16-2009, 02:33 PM	#4
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	Well he wasn't a liar (that I knew of..) until I dumped him.. This was 9 years ago. After that he.. Told me he made a million in the stock market. Told me he bought a farmhouse and 30 acres. (Nope, still lives in the same house, I checked) Told me he bought an S2000 (then my fav car) and decided to buy a second one so he could resell it and make a profit. That was back when they first came out. The day I broke up with him he also offered me $10,000 or a Jeep Wrangler not to leave him. I know this really isn't what you were talking about but it gave me a chance to make fun of him ONE MORE TIME!! Oh and last I checked his mom is now part owner of his company so I guess that's not going so spiffy either...