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Old 01-05-2010, 01:46 AM   #1
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Default Mail order brides in costume and other insane stuff

http://www.hotrussianbrides.com/guesthome/

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Old 01-05-2010, 01:53 AM   #2
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She's leaning on a Chevy...how Russian can she be?

Also, someone should probably put out an APB on her ass.
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:42 AM   #3
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She's leaning on a Chevy...how Russian can she be?

Also, someone should probably put out an APB on her ass.
Russian strippe..... um, mail order brides make good money and can afford imports.
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Old 01-05-2010, 12:27 PM   #4
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She's leaning on a Chevy...how Russian can she be?
Uh, Chevys are sold in Russia.

http://www.chevrolet.ru/

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Old 01-05-2010, 12:40 PM   #5
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Uh, Chevys are sold in Russia.

http://www.chevrolet.ru/
...And is humor used wherever you live?

You can buy a Chevy anywhere on planet Earth, even if it has to be imported there.

Some of the things I say, are these things called "jokes".
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:11 PM   #6
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...And is humor used wherever you live?

You can buy a Chevy anywhere on planet Earth, even if it has to be imported there.

Some of the things I say, are these things called "jokes".
It was so far from funny, and you are so generally devoid of any positive energy, I figured it wasn't. Keep on keepin' on!
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:37 PM   #7
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It was so far from funny, and you are so generally devoid of any positive energy, I figured it wasn't. Keep on keepin' on!
Well, the All Points Bulletin comment about her ass MIGHT have been a clue that the post was just humor, but who knows...maybe they'll find her ass, and your sense of humor.

Do you consider yourself a conservative? They apparently sometimes have a little problem with certain types of humor. e.g.: http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=12456

I need to remember to use more smilies for the humor impaired...
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:11 PM   #8
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i have heard that it is a scam / nightmare sort of thing where the woman is a total bitch, just using you for papers, not putting out etc...
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i have heard that it is a scam / nightmare sort of thing where the woman is a total bitch, just using you for papers, not putting out etc...
That can cause issues. A few years back there was a guy in Toronto who married a Romanian stripper, who was here on a work visa. (Yes, the Canadian government used to give strippers work visas. We're very civic minded up here). Well she put out fine until they got married, then she was in the wind. He got the marriage annulled and there went her visa too.
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:08 PM   #10
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i have heard that it is a scam / nightmare sort of thing where the woman is a total bitch, just using you for papers, not putting out etc...
There are some of these, the guys I know that have done it have had kids with their "wives." The one guy that keeps magazines for them at his desk came out of a pretty brutal divorce with an American wife that he always complained about not getting any and now seems plenty happy and has 2 kids with his new wife. He does send a pretty good size check each month to South America though. He supports her family.
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