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Old 12-18-2010, 01:53 PM   #1
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Default Screw weapons.

Give me a shovel.

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Old 12-18-2010, 01:58 PM   #2
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Not impressed, the US army has been using a very similarly designed shovel for years



I mean really, how good can a cheap chinese knock off be?
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Old 12-18-2010, 02:05 PM   #3
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yeah but does it shrink cunt?

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Not impressed, the US army has been using a very similarly designed shovel for years



I mean really, how good can a cheap chinese knock off be?
i dunno. i like the built in wire cutters
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:36 PM   #4
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yeah but does it shrink cunt?



i dunno. i like the built in wire cutters
The US Army has a tool for all those other things that aren't digging ya know...
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:50 PM   #5
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The US Army has a tool for all those other things that aren't digging ya know...
Army issues no edged weapons unless you want to count a gerber
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Army issues no edged weapons unless you want to count a gerber
My unit issued us bayonets.

We were also issued SPAX's.




I still have my spax
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Old 12-19-2010, 05:33 PM   #7
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My unit issued us bayonets.

We were also issued SPAX's.




I still have my spax
Bayonetts are more for stabbing than slicing. Hence why I used the term edged
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Old 12-18-2010, 09:17 PM   #8
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yeah but does it shrink cunt?

If it did... I'd know.
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:49 PM   #9
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Ah yes, The multifunction folded shovle boasting a happy combination of a spade...

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Old 12-18-2010, 06:52 PM   #10
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You know, the army shovel does one the chinese can't. It makes a great seat when you need to take a shit

Still prefer a wooden .50 cal box though
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