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Old 10-27-2010, 06:55 PM   #1
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I live in a townhouse complex. There are a lot of kids in the neighbourhood. I just came home from work to find a note in my mailbox, from the property manager stating, "Your children are not permitted to Trick or Treat." It says that candy will be given out at the management office, which is about three blocks away, and any donations can be made there before Sunday.

And these fuckers think that their "...are not permitted..." counts for shit?
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Old 10-27-2010, 07:32 PM   #2
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again, fuck organised non stand alone housing
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Old 10-27-2010, 07:35 PM   #3
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I dont see how they can stop people from "visiting" other people.
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Old 10-27-2010, 08:18 PM   #4
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is there an association? did you sign anything when you got the house saying that you would abide by association rules? They cant stop anyone from visiting friends on halloween in costume, but they might be able to forbide begging for food, which is soliciting, Especially if they get enough complaints
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Old 10-27-2010, 08:05 PM   #5
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They can't stop shit. An apartment building might be one thing, and that's where the management office that they're talking about is, but townhouses are something else all together.

I'm considering sending a copy of their note to the local newspaper. They're always looking for a good story.
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Old 10-27-2010, 08:15 PM   #6
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They can't stop shit. An apartment building might be one thing, and that's where the management office that they're talking about is, but townhouses are something else all together.

I'm considering sending a copy of their note to the local newspaper. They're always looking for a good story.
Do it. Embarrass the fucking pricks. The nerve of people who like to tell others what to do...

Now, get on that right away, motherfucker!
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:29 PM   #7
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The nerve of people who like to tell others what to do...
I got a note from one of my very religious neighbors saying his kids will be by my house on Saturday to trick or treat, since they aren't allowed to do it on Sunday.
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:42 PM   #8
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I got a note from one of my very religious neighbors saying his kids will be by my house on Saturday to trick or treat, since they aren't allowed to do it on Sunday.
Send him a note telling him that on Saturday you usually have "full nudity day" at home, and that this would perhaps be an inappropriate time.
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Send him a note telling him that on Saturday you usually have "full nudity day" at home, and that this would perhaps be an inappropriate time.
or perhaps ask why he allows his children to celebrate at all?
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:35 PM   #10
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Send him a note telling him that on Saturday you usually have "full nudity day" at home, and that this would perhaps be an inappropriate time.
I agreed to participate with his kids, as long as mine can go to his house Sunday night. He agreed, so it all works out.

You think it's too late to tell him I was dressing up as zombie Jeebus?
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