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Old 06-29-2009, 01:09 PM   #1
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I forgot my headphones at home today. Bad. BAAAAAAD.

The girl who sits next to me just got off a 30 minute personal phone call about her sister's uncle's nephew's panda's ex sister in law's baby mama drama or something. This was after she got into a fight with her husband on the phone while discussing how much in the hole their checking account is and how many months past due their credit card bills are.

Now she has gum in her mouth. And I use the word 'in' very lightly. Mouth is wide open with every smack unless of course she is forming a bubble to pop.

Monday, oh Monday.

A quick trip to the closest store that might sell headphones might be in order.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:47 PM   #2
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I get annoyed when the guy near me leaves his phone on with sound and you hear every damn beep when his current skank texts him. I'm like HELLO VIBRATE! He's at lunch and forgot it, I'm about to throw it down the hall.....

apparently when he doesn't answer she doesn't get the hint.....
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:25 AM   #3
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Where do you ladies work?
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Old 06-30-2009, 08:28 AM   #4
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Dude, get some extra speakers, fire up Pandora, and punish them. If I have to suffer through the cube neighbor's hero fuck stories he has to deal with my Slayer.
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Old 06-30-2009, 08:42 AM   #5
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Dude, get some extra speakers, fire up Pandora, and punish them. If I have to suffer through the cube neighbor's hero fuck stories he has to deal with my Slayer.
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Old 06-30-2009, 10:13 AM   #6
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:26 AM   #7
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I work in a cube farm and we can't have speakers, or Pandora We're not even supposed to have our iPods.

We have to bring in CDs and rip them to WMP to listen to music. At least they let us have that. But I better knock on wood because they just might take that away too.

Besides, I prefer to listen to Mindless Self Indulgence....if someone walks up and just sees song titles that will scare them enough I work with a bunch of pusses.
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:29 AM   #8
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maximum the hormone, they wont know wtf is going on when you are blasting that shit. This cubicle neighbor? She cute? Myspace?
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:35 AM   #9
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maximum the hormone, they wont know wtf is going on when you are blasting that shit. This cubicle neighbor? She cute? Myspace?
No.

Actually I am pretty sure she has a Myspace, but I don't know it, and I don't want you to be disgusted.

She ain't purty.
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:40 AM   #10
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tell her that you accidentally the whole phone conversation...

let her figure it out.

You may get at least 5 minutes of silence.

Or smell smoke while the gears turn.
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