What a Dick

cuttle · 12-31-2008, 11:29 AM

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2008/12...s-88-year.html

Portland, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) Michael G. Dick, a Gresham, Oregon man was arrested Tuesday morning after allegedly entering the home of an 88-year-old woman in the nude, only to get a groin crushing surprise.

According to Multnomah County deputies, Dick (yes, that's his real name) entered the home an 88-year-old woman through a sliding door. He then confronted the woman, who was still in her bathrobe, while he himself was completely naked.

Investigators say the man backed the woman up into her living room and then pushed her, face down, into a chair.

"Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, giving him a good squeeze," said deputy Paul H. McRedmond of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office.

Amorok · 12-31-2008, 11:35 AM

The irony is so awesome in this story I can't think of anything to say about it. Two thumbs up though.

Curb · 12-31-2008, 11:37 AM

they just ran this on CNN...must be slow news day

CrazyKell · 12-31-2008, 11:41 AM

He'll probably sue for sexual assualt.

Trip · 12-31-2008, 11:43 AM

ouch, he should of countered with a breast punch

Mr Lefty · 12-31-2008, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

ouch, he should of countered with a breast punch

or a cunt punt

xx CURVE xx · 12-31-2008, 11:47 AM

how old was dude?...and an 88 year old lady? WTF?

speedylocksmith · 12-31-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

ouch, he should of countered with a breast punch

or a donkey punch

12-31-2008, 11:29 AM	#1
cuttle now available w/o fish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in a holler Moto: DR650, Morini, 1/2 M900ie Posts: 820	What a Dick http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2008/12...s-88-year.html Portland, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) Michael G. Dick, a Gresham, Oregon man was arrested Tuesday morning after allegedly entering the home of an 88-year-old woman in the nude, only to get a groin crushing surprise. According to Multnomah County deputies, Dick (yes, that's his real name) entered the home an 88-year-old woman through a sliding door. He then confronted the woman, who was still in her bathrobe, while he himself was completely naked. Investigators say the man backed the woman up into her living room and then pushed her, face down, into a chair. "Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, giving him a good squeeze," said deputy Paul H. McRedmond of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office. __________________ "Typo's are very importand to al written form. It gives the reader something to look for soo they arenâ€™t distrackted by the total lack of kontend in your writing's." - R. K. Milholland

12-31-2008, 11:35 AM	#2
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	The irony is so awesome in this story I can't think of anything to say about it. Two thumbs up though. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-31-2008, 11:37 AM	#3
Curb resident gimp Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SoFla Moto: a big ole steamin pile of nothin Posts: 1,344	they just ran this on CNN...must be slow news day __________________ Steve Political correctness is killing this country

12-31-2008, 11:47 AM	#7
xx CURVE xx SMELL MY LEVER Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Moto: Tards Posts: 1,034	how old was dude?...and an 88 year old lady? WTF? Last edited by xx CURVE xx; 12-31-2008 at 12:16 PM..

12-31-2008, 11:41 AM	#4
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	He'll probably sue for sexual assualt.