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05-05-2009, 12:27 AM
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Guinness Bitches...
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Coconut Creek, Fl
Moto: '00 SV650
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Choices....
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new penis that will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.' The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out.. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.' The man agrees to talk with his wife The doctor comes back the next day.'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have,' says the man 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'Yes, she has,' says the man. 'And what is it?' asks the doctor. 'We're getting the granite counter tops..' |
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05-05-2009, 12:29 AM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
Posts: 4,067
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What the fuck kind of wife would chose countertops over sex!
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05-05-2009, 12:35 AM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
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lol.
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05-05-2009, 09:57 AM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
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05-05-2009, 09:59 AM
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Victim of Blazer Rapage
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Talkeetna, AK
Moto: 06 GSXR 600
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05-05-2009, 09:59 AM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
Posts: 3,992
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so not true, Rider.
Fuck the countertops. 
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05-05-2009, 03:06 PM
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
Posts: 2,486
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Suction cup dildo? Last edited by Tsunami; 05-05-2009 at 05:47 PM.. |
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05-05-2009, 10:37 AM
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cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
Posts: 2,749
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agreed |
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05-05-2009, 10:51 AM
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moderator chick
  
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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God Damn.
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05-05-2009, 11:00 AM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
Posts: 3,992
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No shit, right?
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