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Old 01-30-2010, 11:05 PM   #1
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Default Taylor Swift - how can a woman be so beautiful, so attractive?

There are hot, young bitches galore everywhere, but the delectable Ms. Swift...oooh lala!!!

It's been too long since a young woman has the combination of youthful exuberance and naivete, exquisite grace, utter charm and sheer sensuality. She is the definition of American Beauty.





I'd tongue her asshole right after she takes a shit!!!
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Old 01-30-2010, 11:19 PM   #2
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AMEN She's one HOWT ticket!! WOW
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Old 01-30-2010, 11:22 PM   #3
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Old 01-30-2010, 11:26 PM   #4
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actually She's 20
Creepy stalker.
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She's definitely attractive..........but never would have gotten where she is without all the pity she obtained from that staged Kanye incident
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She's definitely attractive..........but never would have gotten where she is without all the pity she obtained from that staged Kanye incident
She was already there. That just added to the spot light
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Old 01-30-2010, 11:34 PM   #9
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She was already there. That just added to the spot light
I meant all the awards she won after that incident

Not to mention record sales to soccer moms who never heard of her before, but heard about her plight on the TV and thought maybe her music would be a good X-mas gift to their daughters

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Old 01-30-2010, 11:34 PM   #10
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....It's been too long since a young woman has the combination of youthful exuberance and naivete, exquisite grace, utter charm and sheer sensuality. She is the definition of American Beauty....
This is some pussy whipped talk here. lol

She is attractive, but not really my type.

Need more sluttyness, def. more cleavage and more down to earth (like get off of the glarmore fake shit(.
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