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Old 02-09-2010, 02:02 PM   #1
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you know supposedly i work with educated people. today they activated our alarm system. we are only supposed to come and go through certain doors.

the damn alarm is going off right now for the 6th time today. apparently each person thinks they have the special touch to open an alarmed door without it going off. i'm beginning to think they have another type of specialness. the short bus must be coming to take them to lunch soon.
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:12 PM   #2
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Beat them with a stapler.
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:13 PM   #3
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seriously --- again--- they are like kids. "bet it won't go off this time"

where the hell is my stapler. I can just say the little voice in my computer told me to do it. LOL
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:14 PM   #4
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Leave a stinky tuna in their desk?
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:15 PM   #5
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you know supposedly i work with educated people. today they activated our alarm system. we are only supposed to come and go through certain doors.

the damn alarm is going off right now for the 6th time today. apparently each person thinks they have the special touch to open an alarmed door without it going off. i'm beginning to think they have another type of specialness. the short bus must be coming to take them to lunch soon.
Watch out with the short bus references....... Palin says we shouldn't be doing that.
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:43 PM   #6
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Watch out with the short bus references....... Palin says we shouldn't be doing that.
That's ok. I'm sure she washed her hands a few times by now so I'm sure she forgot if its bad or not.

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Old 02-09-2010, 03:49 PM   #7
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That's ok. I'm sure she washed her hands a few times by now so I'm sure she forgot if its bad or not.

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In her defense, notes on a hand aren't as big of a deal as teleprompters
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:28 PM   #8
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In her defense, notes on a hand aren't as big of a deal as teleprompters
Hand scribbles are more fiscally responsible and something that her demographic can relate to.
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:49 PM   #9
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I remember the very first NASCAR event held at Texas Motor Speedway. Rains had flooded a good deal of unimproved parking leaving alot of people shuttling on buses across the interstate. Granted these were NASCAR fans but after the race these stupid impatient people decided to hoof it 1 to 3 miles to their cars. ACROSS the interstate with no traffic control? Toting babies and Ice chests they crossed in hordes, looking alot like a hebrew exodus. It was a miracle indeed no one was hit and thrown overpass, or is that passover high, into eternity?????
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:34 AM   #10
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What type of door is it? I found that the door I like to smoke outside of at work wont sound the alarm if I put a magnet on it
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