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Old 04-29-2011, 06:13 PM   #1
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Default ok, ok, the royal wedding





and the vagina hat



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Old 04-29-2011, 06:54 PM   #2
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wtf is up with all the pictures of retarded hats i've seen today? Is this a British tradition? You get married, everyone else has to dress like a socially retarded fool? I thought that only went for bridesmaids?



Was her bridesmaid hot?
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Was her bridesmaid hot?
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totally.
Pippa isn't that hot. She is average. The media is trying to ram her down our throats as the best thing ever though.
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Pippa isn't that hot. She is average. The media is trying to ram her down our throats as the best thing ever though.
I thought her body was pretty smokin'. Then again, compare her to quite a few of the rest of the people in attendance and the bar was somewhat low.
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I thought her body was pretty smokin'. Then again, compare her to quite a few of the rest of the people in attendance and the bar was somewhat low.
For British women, her boobs sucked. She is yonger than Kate but looked much more saggy and older.
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Ok, so, first off, fuck you. You do know this was not a Jewish wedding, right?

Hat girl on top: I'm not convinced she's a payed spokesperson for the Fallopian Happiness Foundation. No, I think that hat is designed to keep her from biting her own head off, with those acre sized horse teeth.

Queen: Just fucking die already, you useless cunt. Nice hat though.

Vagina hat? Dude, when they turn blue, you can't use them anymore. It's a wedding, not zombie porn.

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The one in blue though... I'd like to see how that hat protects her head from a headboard.
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The one in blue though... I'd like to see how that hat protects her head from a headboard.
my wife was telling me that blue vagina hat lady must have expected to do a shit ton of coke so she needed something to hide her nose
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my wife was telling me that blue vagina hat lady must have expected to do a shit ton of coke so she needed something to hide her nose
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