Christmas Nativity

Hondahugger · 12-25-2008, 12:34 PM

In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.

The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face, she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

Merry Christmas Everyone!

ericr · 12-25-2008, 07:43 PM

those same yankees won't get the joke either

JoJoYZF · 12-25-2008, 10:15 PM

This just makes me think of a terrible southern accent coming from a stupid redneck in west viriginia.

Papa_Complex · 12-25-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ericr

those same yankees won't get the joke either

You might be surprised

Trip · 12-25-2008, 11:27 PM

nice

Sixxxxer · 12-26-2008, 02:59 AM

El Oh El

Adeptus_Minor · 12-26-2008, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

El Oh El

No no.. it's 'El Oh Him'...

...see... that was a religious reference...
Eh... nevermind..

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