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Old 02-17-2011, 05:33 PM   #1
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Default The Male Cycle: The complete cycle of life.

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Subject: The Male Cycle: The complete cycle of life.


When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older now, and wiser, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Old 02-17-2011, 05:38 PM   #2
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When I was 16, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.

When I came to my twenties, I wanted an experienced woman who is wile in the way of life.

When I came to my thirties, I wanted a woman who is my equal.

Now that I'm in my forties, I realize that all I ever wanted was a sixteen-years-old with big tits.
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Old 02-17-2011, 10:08 PM   #3
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sounds about right
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Old 02-17-2011, 11:57 PM   #4
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Pauldun srsly? This shit is older than you and has been played a million times.
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Old 02-18-2011, 10:51 AM   #5
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Pauldun srsly? This shit is older than you and has been played a million times.
first time it has been on TWFix to my knowledge and I haven't read it before, so :P
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