Dropped your bike? Pick it up

derf · 08-12-2010, 12:14 AM

Found this pretty good demo video on how to lift a dropped bike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ6_2VqSHBw

OneSickPsycho · 08-12-2010, 10:29 AM

I just grab the fucking bars and pick the damn thing up. This is good for monster cruisers and for chicks. Nice vid.

Gas Man · 08-12-2010, 10:44 AM

My wife did that at the HD dealer.

But I call BS.

"Don't do if on an incline"

How many of the crashed bikes you pick up are in the ditch or off the side of the road!

"Don't do if it's laking any fluids"

WTF you asshats, of coarse it's going to be leaking fluids you moron, it's tipped over! The longer you leave it there the more it will leak!

"Put down the kick stand cause we are lifting it over that way"

What so you only crash on the right side? IDIOTS!

OneSickPsycho · 08-12-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

My wife did that at the HD dealer.

But I call BS.

"Don't do if on an incline"

How many of the crashed bikes you pick up are in the ditch or off the side of the road!

"Don't do if it's laking any fluids"

WTF you asshats, of coarse it's going to be leaking fluids you moron, it's tipped over! The longer you leave it there the more it will leak!

"Put down the kick stand cause we are lifting it over that way"

What so you only crash on the right side? IDIOTS!

Last one is easy... just flip it completely over from the left side, onto the right side, then pull the kickstand down and flip it upright. Problem solved.

Gas Man · 08-12-2010, 10:55 AM

Oh yeah... DUH! Thanks so much, I'm glad I have you here to help me along.

skiergirl · 08-13-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Last one is easy... just flip it completely over from the left side, onto the right side, then pull the kickstand down and flip it upright. Problem solved.

I laugh only because a friend of mine did just this to my 04 Aprilia. Whooops a little too far, let's try that again from the other side now.

101lifts2 · 08-15-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Last one is easy... just flip it completely over from the left side, onto the right side, then pull the kickstand down and flip it upright. Problem solved.

Very clever u are.

I just use the bars to pick up the bike, but I can deadlift the entire thing anyway.

Porkchop · 08-15-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Very clever u are.

I just use the bars to pick up the bike, but I can deadlift the entire thing anyway.

Lol try that with an 800 lb Harley.

Tsunami · 08-12-2010, 10:59 PM

I'll have to lay my dual sport on the side and see if I can lift it up now. I tried practicing before, I don't remember if I have ever tried using my butt against the seat...I am sure I have....I know I have tried squatting down next to it and turning the handlebars and using my legs and I could never get it up past a quarter of the way.

That old lady in the end looked like she was going to get a hernia and throw out her back from doing that.

karl_1052 · 08-14-2010, 11:28 AM

I just bent over and picked up the busa when it tipped over.

08-12-2010, 12:14 AM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Dropped your bike? Pick it up Found this pretty good demo video on how to lift a dropped bike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ6_2VqSHBw __________________

08-12-2010, 10:44 AM	#3
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	My wife did that at the HD dealer. But I call BS. "Don't do if on an incline" How many of the crashed bikes you pick up are in the ditch or off the side of the road! "Don't do if it's laking any fluids" WTF you asshats, of coarse it's going to be leaking fluids you moron, it's tipped over! The longer you leave it there the more it will leak! "Put down the kick stand cause we are lifting it over that way" What so you only crash on the right side? IDIOTS! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

08-12-2010, 10:55 AM	#5
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Oh yeah... DUH! Thanks so much, I'm glad I have you here to help me along. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

08-14-2010, 11:28 AM	#10
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	I just bent over and picked up the busa when it tipped over. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

08-12-2010, 10:29 AM	#2
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I just grab the fucking bars and pick the damn thing up. This is good for monster cruisers and for chicks. Nice vid.

08-12-2010, 10:59 PM	#9
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	I'll have to lay my dual sport on the side and see if I can lift it up now. I tried practicing before, I don't remember if I have ever tried using my butt against the seat...I am sure I have....I know I have tried squatting down next to it and turning the handlebars and using my legs and I could never get it up past a quarter of the way. That old lady in the end looked like she was going to get a hernia and throw out her back from doing that.