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09-06-2008, 07:48 PM
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The Man
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Larry The Cable Guy Wisdom
Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?' Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Remember, half the people you know are below average. A day without sunshine is like night. |
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09-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
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That's some profound redneck logic. I like it.
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09-06-2008, 09:53 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Can't argue with that.
I fucking love Larry the Cable Guy. His shit is so funny.
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09-07-2008, 10:16 AM
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:bigrofl:
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09-07-2008, 10:12 PM
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09-07-2008, 11:10 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
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When I worked at a Machine Shop my buddy's dad got a burnt CD "Lord I apalogize". Which this was before the Blue Comedy Collar Tour. I nearly blew up the place from laughing so hard and working with a cutting torch.
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