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Old 04-07-2010, 11:25 PM   #1
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Default Tiger returns to golf!

Tomorrow at 1:42pm Eastern for the Masters, the most unique tournament in sports!

Should be pretty interesting to see how he does. He is the undisputed king of Augusta National, but he hasn't played in a while. He's still expected to win though.

He had an interesting press conference monday, took a lot of questions. Fans loved him at the practice rounds. Interesting to see how they react tomorrow.
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Think he's gonna cheat? lol
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Think he's gonna cheat? lol
In all honesty, I dont think that he's going to be able to cheat anymore, he's going to be watched too closely by his handlers, and there will be lots of them. Consider it a 'support group'.
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In all honesty, I dont think that he's going to be able to cheat anymore, he's going to be watched too closely by his handlers, and there will be lots of them. Consider it a 'support group'.
I was talking about the golf game.
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Old 04-08-2010, 05:08 AM   #5
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In all honesty, I dont think that he's going to be able to cheat anymore, he's going to be watched too closely by his handlers, and there will be lots of them. Consider it a 'support group'.
That is a load of BS. He pays people to maintain his image, not to tell him what he can or cant do. If he wants to go out and get his dick wet, his handlers are going to make sure she doesnt have a camera and that all the texts are deleted off both his and hers phones before the end of the night.
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That is a load of BS. He pays people to maintain his image, not to tell him what he can or cant do. If he wants to go out and get his dick wet, his handlers are going to make sure she doesnt have a camera and that all the texts are deleted off both his and hers phones before the end of the night.
Thats where your wrong. Nike pays Tiger, and owns Tiger. They will be making sure he doesnt 'embarrass' them anymore than he already has.

Nike didnt drop him, but I guarantee there was stipulations.
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and meanwhile, in the real world, where important shit happens, nobody gives a fuck about tiger and his homoness.
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:05 AM   #8
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Dude, hundreds of millions give a fuck. He is a worldwide phenomenon. The only comparison to his fame would be the likes of the beatles. You may not care, but he's still the greatest golfer in the world, and its most famous athlete ever..
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I think Michael Jordan was better.
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