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12-08-2008, 06:38 PM | #1 |
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Why are men such silly freaks?
Or, the alternate thread title could be "My life as a potential Jerry Springer episode."
The back story: My oldest daughter is dating a guy, he's 24, and he's a twin. I have yet to meet him but I have met 2 of his friends because they helped me move. Today I get a text from a number I don't know that just says "hi." 10 seconds later I get a text from my daughter telling me her boy's brother might be texting me. So I text back to random number, "hi Cassidy." My daughter calls and says Cassidy has decided that he wants to get to go out with me. Let's pretend I'm not married, albeit separated, but we are not dating other people. And yes, my husband is 14 years younger than me. But still, why in the HELL would I want to date the twin brother of the guy my daughter is dating? Um, ICK! AND, more importantly, why would he want to date me??? Silly fucking freak. Before anyone asks, he got my number from his brother's phone which my daughter used to call me when her phone died while she was at their house. And to add to the "fun" Cassidy's friends are now sending me friend's requests on myspace. OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!) So guys, WTF? Why are you such a bunch of silly freaks? |
12-08-2008, 06:41 PM | #2 |
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Because then the Two brothers can say there datign the Mom and her Daughter
Its an Ego thing.
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plus you are rather attractive.
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Lol It isnt a Hard Combination to Figure out.
Everyone Wants a MILF!!
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troof
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12-08-2008, 06:47 PM | #7 |
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In a womens Eyes I can see the Disate for it...Especially you beign a Mother.
But looking at it from a guys perspective...Its a Boyhood Fantasy to Nab a Mother Duaghter Combo.
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how the eff can you have a daughter old enough to date?
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I have 2 of them actually. I'm 41 and Lauren will be 21 in 3 weeks and Ari will be 20 in 2 months. Hard to believe that one as immature as I can have daughters who are grown up, eh? I'll give Cassidy one thing, he's tenacious. I have now ignored 3 texts and he keeps sending them!! Oi! I think I'm going to have to be mean! |
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12-08-2008, 06:49 PM | #10 |
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OK, let's just say I took one too many hits off the crack pipe and did go out with him (which will never ever happen in a million billion years) then what? The brother's sit around comparing notes about mom and daughter? Cassidy to Cody "Hey Cody, Michelle (me) likes to XYZ, does Lauren? (my daughter) ICK EW YUCK BLAH!!
Thanks for the compliment Dave. But still, not only do I not want to be a Jerry Springer episode, I also don't want to be a porn movie "plot" inasmuch as porn has plots. EEEEEWWWWWWW!! |
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