I know some things...

askmrjesus · 11-17-2008, 08:30 PM

...I probably shouldn't know.

I've been reading this book about how to expand your powers of psychic perception (which, being omniscient, is a bit redundant, but it's slow at work today) and I decided to try out my new skills here on TWF.

I've been concentrating on screen names, and have had the following visions;

Itgirl once considered a career as a trapeze artist in the circus, but is allergic to chalk and midgets.

Particle Man has six toes on his left foot, but only four on his right.

Trip once ate a live squirel to impress a girl on his street. The girl was hospitalized for trauma, and has never recovered.

Azoomm collects tiny models of Japanese motorcycles, and sneers at them when she's having a bad day.

Marco is fascinated by rubberbands, but has a deep distrust of paperclips.

Tigger has three nipples. He's named two of them. One is Sigfreid, and one is Roy. The third has no name.

Mrs. Colleen phones a random number in Kampuchea, every Thursday at precisely 3:18 pm, and then hangs up.

Sorry, I have to stop now and lay down. Using your psychic powers can be quite draining.

It's also really hard on your silverware.

Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name?

JC

JARVIS518 · 11-17-2008, 08:37 PM

no visions here

Hondahugger · 11-17-2008, 08:39 PM

Everything I thought I knew was wrong, therefore I know nothing.

JARVIS518 · 11-17-2008, 08:39 PM

i could have told u that

Hondahugger · 11-17-2008, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JARVIS518

i could have told u that

I wish you would have

buzzcutt2 · 11-17-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hondahugger

I wish you would have

If you want anything out of him...you have to drop him on his head.

Hondahugger · 11-17-2008, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzcutt2

If you want anything out of him...you have to drop him on his head.

I can't afford the dental bill!

Mrs. Colleen · 11-17-2008, 11:44 PM

Who told you my secret!

askmrjesus · 11-17-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

Who told you my secret!

9,386 confused Kampucheans.

Thanks to you, they have a website now.

JC

Mrs. Colleen · 11-18-2008, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

9,386 confused Kampucheans.

Thanks to you, they have a website now.

JC

Pffft. They love me.

11-17-2008, 08:30 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I know some things... ...I probably shouldn't know. I've been reading this book about how to expand your powers of psychic perception (which, being omniscient, is a bit redundant, but it's slow at work today) and I decided to try out my new skills here on TWF. I've been concentrating on screen names, and have had the following visions; Itgirl once considered a career as a trapeze artist in the circus, but is allergic to chalk and midgets. Particle Man has six toes on his left foot, but only four on his right. Trip once ate a live squirel to impress a girl on his street. The girl was hospitalized for trauma, and has never recovered. Azoomm collects tiny models of Japanese motorcycles, and sneers at them when she's having a bad day. Marco is fascinated by rubberbands, but has a deep distrust of paperclips. Tigger has three nipples. He's named two of them. One is Sigfreid, and one is Roy. The third has no name. Mrs. Colleen phones a random number in Kampuchea, every Thursday at precisely 3:18 pm, and then hangs up. Sorry, I have to stop now and lay down. Using your psychic powers can be quite draining. It's also really hard on your silverware. Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name? JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

11-17-2008, 08:37 PM	#2
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	no visions here

11-17-2008, 08:39 PM	#3
Hondahugger Better Off Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Posts: 1,711	Everything I thought I knew was wrong, therefore I know nothing.