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Old 02-15-2011, 11:05 PM   #1
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Default You silly news reporters.

So a guy gets pulled over and he has an EXPLOSIVE DEVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what it was. A fucking smoke grenade. Give me a fucking break. Explosive device. They made it sound like he had a REAL explosive device.
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Old 02-16-2011, 01:00 AM   #2
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Old 02-16-2011, 07:38 AM   #3
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Ummm..... doctors think that she was having a stroke :
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Old 02-16-2011, 09:08 AM   #5
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She was having a stroke...And you motherfuckers need Jesus.

Thats totally fucked up.
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Old 02-16-2011, 09:54 AM   #6
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She was having a stroke...And you motherfuckers need Jesus.

Thats totally fucked up.
Nope. It was just word salad... Fucked up, none the less.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/perso...erene-branson/
Update on Serene:

As many of you know CBS2 reporter Serene Branson experienced some health-related problems last night during our post-Grammys newscast.

She was examined by paramedics on scene immediately after her broadcast. Her vital signs were normal. She was not hospitalized.

As a precautionary measure, a colleague gave her a ride home. And while Serene says she is feeling better today, she wants us to know she followed-up with a visit to the doctor for some medical tests.
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Old 02-16-2011, 11:04 AM   #7
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Nope. It was just word salad... Fucked up, none the less.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/perso...erene-branson/
Update on Serene:

As many of you know CBS2 reporter Serene Branson experienced some health-related problems last night during our post-Grammys newscast.

She was examined by paramedics on scene immediately after her broadcast. Her vital signs were normal. She was not hospitalized.

As a precautionary measure, a colleague gave her a ride home. And while Serene says she is feeling better today, she wants us to know she followed-up with a visit to the doctor for some medical tests.

I'm curious to know if we ever find out for sure.

Being checked by PARAMEDICS for having a heartbeat is a little different than
being checked/cleared/treated by a neurologist.

Either way, the remix is funny as shit!
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Old 02-16-2011, 11:22 AM   #8
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Can't see the videos but that was a trip...you could see the confusion on her face and she kept trying to make sense but it just didn't come out that way. A definite WTF moment. Hope she's ok.
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Old 02-16-2011, 11:59 AM   #9
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that's nothing we had one get nailed here on weapons charges. one of the "weapons" was a NON FUNCTIONING grenade.
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And you motherfuckers need Jesus.

Thats totally fucked up.
Eat shit, churchie.
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