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09-03-2009, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: JOH-JAH!
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My pee stream...
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09-03-2009, 02:53 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1
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Um... Not good. Hate to say it, but in all seriousness, you oughta have that thing looked at!! (kidneys, too!!)
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09-03-2009, 03:41 PM
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Just wait until she gets preggers.
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09-03-2009, 04:20 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
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hahahahahaha
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09-03-2009, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
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1) Urethra partially blocked by dried semen
2) Urethra blocked by toilet paper fragments after performing a piss-poor job of wiping off said semen after jacking off 3) Or an enlarged prostate gland |
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09-03-2009, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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stay away from the local sheep.
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09-03-2009, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Moto: Your mom.
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09-03-2009, 03:20 PM
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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Might be some old lint stuck in there. Stop buying you underwear from Walmart.
Just Another Story About Skeeter Thompson so we were in Amsterdam and we were staying at this guy Toss's house good friend of ours uhh its kinda in the middle of the city we were just finished with our second European tour and everything was going pretty good Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Toss's and within a couple of weeks he started living with her, you know? and i guess she had a lot of money or something cause she was constantly buying him clothes and getting him lots of stuff and loading him with money, you know? He was constantly going to the coffee shop always getting the best herb and the best hash, you know? he was in good shape she was really good looking, she was really cool i, i don't think he'd ever met her before but she had, you know, other boyfriends i suppose so i'm sitting on the couch, you know, in Toss's apartment and im reading, you know, maximum rock and roll or flip side one of those punk things and i heard Skeeter come in and he came in and he had all these really nice clothes on she bought him all this stuff she like bought him cologne he was really really smelling good, you know he looked good too you know he came in and put his herb on the table and, whatever i'm just reading my little punk magazine not really paying attention and then he says, uh, he says hey dave and i look up and he's standing there with his dick in his hand and he's kinda got it like lifted up so he's looking at the head of his dick he kinda pointed it at me i didnt know what to think he said does that look like pus to you i said no i think its lint
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09-03-2009, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Tulsa, OK
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Or the tweezers.
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09-03-2009, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
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