Eating in Public - a ribbish thread

CrazyKell · 08-12-2010, 01:00 PM

So....I've never been completely comfortable eating in public.

I'm especially bad with foods that are messy (wings, corn on the cob, ribs, etc.).

I still cut the corn off the cob even at home but thankfully I can tell people it's due to my retainer.

So last night, while out to dinner, I was at a place that sells 200 cent beef ribs for wacky Wednesdays. I was intrigued.

I ordered one rib making my friends promise not to look at me.

It was so damn good I ordered another.

Hot damn are ribs ever good!!!! I might just have to face my fears just to go back to this place.

karl_1052 · 08-12-2010, 01:15 PM

I will eat slop out of a trough in public.

I care little about what others think of me. I am happy if I am enjoying myself.

OneSickPsycho · 08-12-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

I will eat slop out of a trough in public.

I care little about what others think of me. I am happy if I am enjoying myself.

Anyone who has ever spent more than 20 seconds around me knows that the above is my philosophy about everything.

goof2 · 08-12-2010, 01:43 PM

There isn't anything I'm going to do eating in public that I haven't topped getting shitfaced in public so I don't worry about it.

OneSickPsycho · 08-12-2010, 01:45 PM

Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.

goof2 · 08-12-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.

Most food I'm OK with, but I'm guaranteed to drop a wing or a rib on myself, get spaghetti sauce on myself, and I've ruined a few pieces of clothing with drips of dipping butter for shellfish.

njchopper87 · 08-12-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.

This happens to me often.. it's probably because I have a habit of sitting too far from the table.

I really don't care for eating sloppy food in general. I'm very lazy and the clean up is a hassle.

Phenix_Rider · 08-12-2010, 05:19 PM

Now I'm hungry for barbecue... Going to try this place tomorrow.
http://sweetlucys.com/

VatorMan · 08-13-2010, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.

I can't wear white shirts out because of this.

Gas Man · 08-14-2010, 02:08 PM

I tell ya... on a first date... yes, don't order such foods. Otherwise... order up.

Kell if I was out with you and you told me such rubbish as "to promise not to look at you". I would make sure I watched you.

08-12-2010, 01:00 PM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Eating in Public - a ribbish thread So....I've never been completely comfortable eating in public. I'm especially bad with foods that are messy (wings, corn on the cob, ribs, etc.). I still cut the corn off the cob even at home but thankfully I can tell people it's due to my retainer. So last night, while out to dinner, I was at a place that sells 200 cent beef ribs for wacky Wednesdays. I was intrigued. I ordered one rib making my friends promise not to look at me. It was so damn good I ordered another. Hot damn are ribs ever good!!!! I might just have to face my fears just to go back to this place. Last edited by CrazyKell; 08-12-2010 at 01:20 PM..

08-12-2010, 01:15 PM	#2
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	I will eat slop out of a trough in public. I care little about what others think of me. I am happy if I am enjoying myself. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

08-14-2010, 02:08 PM	#10
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I tell ya... on a first date... yes, don't order such foods. Otherwise... order up. Kell if I was out with you and you told me such rubbish as "to promise not to look at you". I would make sure I watched you. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

08-12-2010, 01:43 PM	#4
goof2 AMA Supersport Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,756	There isn't anything I'm going to do eating in public that I haven't topped getting shitfaced in public so I don't worry about it.

08-12-2010, 01:45 PM	#5
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out? Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.