I hate the mall and I hate you

derf · 05-21-2011, 09:04 PM

Seriously screw you all, learn to drive, the parking lot isn't a free for all there are rules to driving. To the dude that designed the parking lot, I hope I meet you in a dark dimly lit alley some day. Go learn how to design a parking lot that is big enough to accommodate the expected number if cars.

I hate everything about this place, the people three parking, walking through crowds that won't move. Screw you all.

Avatard · 05-21-2011, 09:16 PM

No, fuck you. I avoid the fucking mall at all costs.

You got what you had coming. You should know better.

People; large groups.

Gas Man · 05-22-2011, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

No, fuck you. I avoid the fucking mall at all costs.

You got what you had coming. You should know better.

People; large groups.

it's sad but I must agree with this. Well maybe not the opening fu but otherwise yeah.

fujimoh · 05-21-2011, 09:17 PM

Did you carry your purse with you at the mall?

'73 H1 Triple · 05-21-2011, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by fujimoh

Did you carry your purse with you at the mall?

It's an European Shoulder Bag

derf · 05-22-2011, 12:13 AM

I seriously totally understand why people go crazy and shoot crowds at the mall. Its totally justifiable in my opinion.

So I go to the mall to dave and busters for dinner with some friends, and nearly get hit a dozen times looking for a parking spot, then I had to park over a mile away because there isnt nearly enough parking in the place. But there are wide open swaths of empty space where no cars are parked because they are reserved for the valet service ($10). Literally hundreds of empty parking spaces and everywhere else people are fighting over crappy parking spaces in parking lots across the street in a different strip mall.

Rangerscott · 05-22-2011, 12:13 AM

I like how narrow the parking spots are.

Corey · 05-22-2011, 12:15 AM

You went to the mall and had a bad experience? Do you get mad that you get wet every time you take a shower?

Rangerscott · 05-22-2011, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Corey

You went to the mall and had a bad experience? Do you get mad that you get wet every time you take a shower?

Only if his thumb slips out of his ass.

azoomm · 05-23-2011, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey

You went to the mall and had a bad experience? Do you get mad that you get wet every time you take a shower?

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05-21-2011, 09:04 PM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I hate the mall and I hate you Seriously screw you all, learn to drive, the parking lot isn't a free for all there are rules to driving. To the dude that designed the parking lot, I hope I meet you in a dark dimly lit alley some day. Go learn how to design a parking lot that is big enough to accommodate the expected number if cars. I hate everything about this place, the people three parking, walking through crowds that won't move. Screw you all. __________________

05-21-2011, 09:16 PM	#2
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	No, fuck you. I avoid the fucking mall at all costs. You got what you had coming. You should know better. People; large groups. __________________ Insert free thought here.

05-22-2011, 12:13 AM	#6
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I seriously totally understand why people go crazy and shoot crowds at the mall. Its totally justifiable in my opinion. So I go to the mall to dave and busters for dinner with some friends, and nearly get hit a dozen times looking for a parking spot, then I had to park over a mile away because there isnt nearly enough parking in the place. But there are wide open swaths of empty space where no cars are parked because they are reserved for the valet service ($10). Literally hundreds of empty parking spaces and everywhere else people are fighting over crappy parking spaces in parking lots across the street in a different strip mall. __________________

05-22-2011, 12:15 AM	#8
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	You went to the mall and had a bad experience? Do you get mad that you get wet every time you take a shower? __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

05-21-2011, 09:17 PM	#4
fujimoh Kneedragger Join Date: May 2011 Location: Florida Moto: CBR 1000RR Posts: 230	Did you carry your purse with you at the mall?

05-22-2011, 12:13 AM	#7
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I like how narrow the parking spots are.