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Old 02-10-2012, 07:22 PM   #1
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Default I wonder if Dads Against Daughters Dating realizes...

...how much they're helping out the youth male population by making sex seem even more awesome to their daughters than it already does? From a guy who was kinda skinny and awkward as a 16 yr old I say thank you overly strict parents.....thank you so much!

"Oh, so you mean I can get attention, control boys AND rebel against my parents at the same time?!?!? IN!!"
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:54 PM   #2
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I always thought they were a joke.
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Old 02-10-2012, 08:11 PM   #3
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The club is a joke, but the sentiment is real.
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...how much they're helping out the youth male population by making sex seem even more awesome to their daughters than it already does? From a guy who was kinda skinny and awkward as a 16 yr old I say thank you overly strict parents.....thank you so much!

"Oh, so you mean I can get attention, control boys AND rebel against my parents at the same time?!?!? IN!!"
Two words, man:

Preacher's Kids...
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Old 02-11-2012, 09:14 AM   #6
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I have to plead ignorance here. Is this an actual organization? I have the T Shirt but it was the result of a long standing family joke.
(When my then 15 year old Daughter brought her first serious boyfriend to visit here in NH Ihad brought home a finger print card and DNA collection Kit from work , 5 years later she gave me the T shirt for Christmas as a joke)
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Old 02-11-2012, 11:20 AM   #7
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I have to plead ignorance here. Is this an actual organization? I have the T Shirt but it was the result of a long standing family joke.
(When my then 15 year old Daughter brought her first serious boyfriend to visit here in NH Ihad brought home a finger print card and DNA collection Kit from work , 5 years later she gave me the T shirt for Christmas as a joke)
Awesome, filed away for future use
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Old 02-11-2012, 11:39 AM   #8
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When I was a freshman in High School I dated a girl on the drill team for somewhere around 6 months, super nice, sweet and attractive girl who lived in the rich part of town. Her father, in a semi-drunken rage, grabbed the phone from her one night while we were talking and began to go on and on about how I was trying to fuck his daughter.

I gave some smartass answers that really pissed him off and he threatened to kill me. I gave some more smartass replies so he grabbed his revolver and the daughter I was dating, jumped in his car and came to kill me. I was over at a friend's house who got out his hunting shotgun and proceeded to prepare for war.

I decided to call the cops instead. They came and stayed and eventually the Dad drove by but didn't stop.

It was pretty scary, and I was confident he would've shot me................................................ ................................







But I still fucked his daughter in the balcony of the theater room during lunch period.

Moral of the story? Don't be an asshole, it doesn't work.
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Old 02-11-2012, 12:22 PM   #9
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Hahaha nice. I always preferred the pretty girls with alf esteem issues myself
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Old 02-11-2012, 12:39 PM   #10
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Hahaha nice. I always preferred the pretty girls with alf esteem issues myself
Do you get them drunk first?

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