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Old 07-01-2010, 12:26 PM   #1
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Default Fishing in the South

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.





Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.




A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.
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Old 07-01-2010, 12:30 PM   #2
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Old 07-01-2010, 01:04 PM   #3
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Nicely done!
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Old 07-01-2010, 01:02 PM   #4
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Old 07-01-2010, 01:14 PM   #5
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I gave my copperhead some weed. He brought me back a ton of doritos and beef jerky. Didn't need the fish anymore.
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Old 07-01-2010, 01:25 PM   #6
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perfect picture to send to someone who recently played a little joke on me. they hate snakes and that photo put them over the top for just a few seconds.

Thanks LOL
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:21 PM   #7
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perfect picture to send to someone who recently played a little joke on me. they hate snakes and that photo put them over the top for just a few seconds.

Thanks LOL
Reminds me of a Christmas from my youth...

My grandpa was horribly afraid of snakes... He HATED them... Someone thought it would be fun to give him a big desk ornament... a plastic encased rattlesnake... He opened it and promptly threw the box with 10lb surprise across the room breaking a lamp and nearly killing my aunt.

It became my present shortly thereafter... and I still got it!
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Old 07-01-2010, 02:37 PM   #8
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Old 07-01-2010, 03:32 PM   #9
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you know you're getting high when your tongue is getting dry..
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